Monday, December 22, 2008
Charger Jesus Has Brought Me Back To Life!
Holy shit America & the world, the Chargers after a season mired in disappointment and underachievement...have crawled out of the grave like Jason and are energized! Thirsty for donkey blood. Easy Jason, the victims are coming right to your house. The Denver Broncos. Didn't Jason get struck by lightning and revived in like, uh...Friday the 13nth part 7? We gonna DOA Denver. They are deflated. And with the coach who has a face like Joan Rivers, Mike Shanahan! I know it was freezing but his rouge was running in the 3rd. Looked like Cher in a Broncos parka!
This is what the Bolts will see next Sunday.
I want to thank the Buffalo Bills for steppin' up and showing some gumption and beating the Donks at Invesco on the road. It was freezing and they were previously 1-7 in their last 8! Buffalo gave us a shot and taught me again not to give up or believe against all odds. Corny sounding, huh? But San Diego has taught me again to do it. Even if it is just to get in for now. But what we have done to be here, awesome. One more juvenile put down: Jay Cutler looks like the fat kid from 2 1/2 Men! Check it, bad comedy, this Sunday from the Murph! Cutler w/Billy Crystal & Gregory Hines in "Running Scared"!
It is the snowy Tundra here in Portland OR and I took the bus down to Claudia's and it was snowing madly. I was in the powder blue but did have a black jacket on. I stayed all day, beer free! Chargers won, so had to stay for the Denver game and it all worked out. In that time the buses quit running. My walk home was a pre hypothermatic experience! My pants were frozen, 40 mph frosty gusts right in the face the whole way. I kept thinking about "The Shining" and I was so there. Ready to pull up to a tree and freeze to death! Nobody hardly on the streets. Total isolation at times. 50 block walk in drifting powder, try it sometime!
I've lost my passion for the blog due to obvious reasons w/AOL and readership decline equal to the economy. But I did transfer it all to blogspot.com for fans of the old school blog. I'm inspired and admit being a bit fair weathered this year. I'm psyched for a shot but disappointed nonetheless in this year. My blog has suffered for it. And I'm a Trailblazers fan with 1/2 season tix so I have an outlet. But I bleed powder blue 1st. Not Nugget copycat blue, true 60's SD Alworth!
The Chargers are living a great forgotten Black Sabbath album, Never Say Die. The KC comeback was impossible, and I admit our luck was incredibly good. This team has grit. And now a light. They are a team brand new late in the season. The defense has stiffened. The hits I see are hollow point slammers. Jammer on Garcia, BAM! He was in Green Bay and Tampa Bay at the same time. tampa was tough as is Garcia. A poor man's Steve Young. He is very good. But not enough to lift the Bucs. They had playoff destiny as did Denver. Just win, your in. Now we have that chance. We WON'T blow it. This is our chance at redemption. Already had the Hochuli motivator. Now the absolute downtrodden Donks, glue factory warriors. Put a fork in em. I'm confident the Bolts will rise.
So the table is set, the showdown in SD is on. The mediocrity AFC West Champ will be crowned. We make playoffs people worry. Denver is like the AZ Cardinals at this pont. A little better of course. We would be the team that would win a Super Bowl at 8-8. I'll take it. We are hot, and lets keep it that way.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Mediocre Get Tested
I have neglected my barely read blog, that was once the toast of the net. I watched my 1st full length game at Claudia's, at home VS KC, and we didn't look to much like contenders. Holding off a gutsy 2 pt conversion call at the end by KC and the mighty Tyler "Pigpen" Thigpen. He fought for every yard and damn near got us and our pumice defense. A 1-8 team had us, in OUR house. My 1st viewing of a complete game was a sorry one despite the W. It has come full circle. The Chargers must win...NOW. @ Pittsburgh! We have a good history in Steel Town. The best was 94-95, the upset miracle that put us in our only Super Bowl, the "throwback" year. powder blues rocked the NFL all the way to defeat against the mighty 49ers, still loved it. Tyler Florence cooked my little Super Bowl party, no shit. I lived in NYC then. But this is now, huh? We are at a dissappointing 4-5, but alas, we are in the now weaker AFC West, we are in the thick of it. We have no rep to fall back on. Last year a little maybe. We always underwhelm when expected. I'll take a hot streak, we have the talent. We can beat the Stillers, thats Pittsburghese, Stillers. Thanks for being a blue state PA. And blue you will be this Sunday I hope. I'm a realist, we are total dogs in this one. Underdog can rise. So can a team. Here comes the gipper shit..WE CAN! The Chargers can win under Obama, we are undefeated since he got elected! The Chargers CAN!
I'm only going on a positive campaign for the 2nd half. Like "Joe the Plumber" the ass said, I don't know but you look it up! We need to do the work. And make it work on the field. Norv, nut it up. Dee, super nut it! The rise needs to be on the dee. Cromartie, be the back. Lots goin' on wrong.
Hey, in unrelated rock news, Mitch Mitchell, drummer of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, died at 61 yrs of age at the Benson Hotel here in Portland OR last night. Trippy. To my friend Chris with the glittery eyes who is cool, hey, guess your a part of history now. Haven't checked to see, did the show go off before the passing? Oh, I bet Mitch didn't get a hot batch from some seedy Portland dealer, huh? I'm just curious. Cuz it is here. I don't touch it, but I see it on occassion you see it. RIP Mitch...Stone Free, from Portland to? Like DIO...It's Heaven & Hell!
My seats suck but rule at the same time! We are the workin' class. No doubt. We got country up in the 329 and some kind of pseudo goth punk. Hell yeah. Takes all kinds. Like Peter Griffin said, "World turn, round n round" I'm enjoying it and am thinking the most positive thoughts for Blazer success this year. Internet is still out, it is pouring, and it is 4 minutes to gametime. As Elvis Castello said back in the day, "RADIO, RADIO!" You better do what you are told, you better listen to the radio! Another time. I'm tuning in now. Oh, I'm mixing my San Diego and Portland now.
I'm only going on a positive campaign for the 2nd half. Like "Joe the Plumber" the ass said, I don't know but you look it up! We need to do the work. And make it work on the field. Norv, nut it up. Dee, super nut it! The rise needs to be on the dee. Cromartie, be the back. Lots goin' on wrong.
Hey, in unrelated rock news, Mitch Mitchell, drummer of the Jimi Hendrix Experience, died at 61 yrs of age at the Benson Hotel here in Portland OR last night. Trippy. To my friend Chris with the glittery eyes who is cool, hey, guess your a part of history now. Haven't checked to see, did the show go off before the passing? Oh, I bet Mitch didn't get a hot batch from some seedy Portland dealer, huh? I'm just curious. Cuz it is here. I don't touch it, but I see it on occassion you see it. RIP Mitch...Stone Free, from Portland to? Like DIO...It's Heaven & Hell!
My seats suck but rule at the same time! We are the workin' class. No doubt. We got country up in the 329 and some kind of pseudo goth punk. Hell yeah. Takes all kinds. Like Peter Griffin said, "World turn, round n round" I'm enjoying it and am thinking the most positive thoughts for Blazer success this year. Internet is still out, it is pouring, and it is 4 minutes to gametime. As Elvis Castello said back in the day, "RADIO, RADIO!" You better do what you are told, you better listen to the radio! Another time. I'm tuning in now. Oh, I'm mixing my San Diego and Portland now.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
OBAMA!
KC game preview coming, market season is over and I'm gonna get into the 2nd half of the season. It's far from over. The ship will be righted.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Got Care, But Reality Strikes
Hey, the Chargers suck, huh? And I do give a fuck. But my bottom is holdin'...is urs droppin'? I'm working to live. Outsourcing from within' killed P Bloggers. But it is what plagues us all. They stole dont cha see? From purity? To make money off all u non politico home team honks who would fuck Sarah Palin. Yeah, we had somethin' here. But greed took over. My shit is transferred to blogspot. Nobody cares. Fine. Your mediocrity sucks beyond your own mediocrity and acceptance. Pro sports ain't gonna survive this maybe.
Where is the military Seahawk guy who went to MVN? Jet C? Blue Notes? We are a reflection of what we are. Look in the mirror. AOL blew there dial up wad with there intro to supposed broadband. Can I say to all of you, FUCK YOU! I'm more concerned about my life now and yours too. As Tomlinson's toe has befallen us and our defense guess what? I missed the games. 1st time in 20 yrs and I'm missin one tomorrow too! I have to WORK! I used to be able to do it.
Have fun watchin' the game on TV or be there. The Wembly Stadium game? Sorry. Hope we win. But who gives a fuck? Drew B, love ya. Hope we win. My life is at stake and I'm no pussy. This Sunday extravagence will be trimmed. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT! I put my selfishness aside, and knew I had to make money instead of the Chargers. It's my life with NO medical, dental. I save to eat food without it. I'm lucky. I've been homeless and abandoned young. I'll live when the food trucks quit coming. The bailout is being stashed and it would be great if i could work like these people do. If I fail, I FAIL. No recourse. And done without health care. I care more about the USA than the Chargers. Oh, I use cell phone (ha ha Cricket) and a AM radio to follow scores. But I get busy. Like I said, NEVER missed a game for 20 yrs cept once till this year. I need to eat, and keep my vehicle alive. I own my own small business. Since we were kicked off AOL for paid honks and now I'm free and always have been...VOTE BARAK! Our country is about being able to express yourself. Look what happens when you tell the truth!
Where is the military Seahawk guy who went to MVN? Jet C? Blue Notes? We are a reflection of what we are. Look in the mirror. AOL blew there dial up wad with there intro to supposed broadband. Can I say to all of you, FUCK YOU! I'm more concerned about my life now and yours too. As Tomlinson's toe has befallen us and our defense guess what? I missed the games. 1st time in 20 yrs and I'm missin one tomorrow too! I have to WORK! I used to be able to do it.
Have fun watchin' the game on TV or be there. The Wembly Stadium game? Sorry. Hope we win. But who gives a fuck? Drew B, love ya. Hope we win. My life is at stake and I'm no pussy. This Sunday extravagence will be trimmed. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE IT! I put my selfishness aside, and knew I had to make money instead of the Chargers. It's my life with NO medical, dental. I save to eat food without it. I'm lucky. I've been homeless and abandoned young. I'll live when the food trucks quit coming. The bailout is being stashed and it would be great if i could work like these people do. If I fail, I FAIL. No recourse. And done without health care. I care more about the USA than the Chargers. Oh, I use cell phone (ha ha Cricket) and a AM radio to follow scores. But I get busy. Like I said, NEVER missed a game for 20 yrs cept once till this year. I need to eat, and keep my vehicle alive. I own my own small business. Since we were kicked off AOL for paid honks and now I'm free and always have been...VOTE BARAK! Our country is about being able to express yourself. Look what happens when you tell the truth!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Underdog Baseball
Why would I be typing now on a Charger tradition about baseball? Cuz I got 2 heart friends. Fuck it all and I have said it before. Phillies/Rays Series. Good luck Boston, I dare you. You, even sports cable m effahs, never walked from downtown Philly, to the Vet. After a Greyhound journey. My boys been all over and told me. Like Crocodile Dundee in NYC, dosen't work now. I have a reciept to prove I picked TB. Or I could be a gangsta. I saw there was no subway in Philly, and me, wait I and I and I. We walked. From downtown to the Vet. Oh, there was a subway. But it sucked. The story is too long to tell. Barry, my friend...tell em. We made a journey. I'll give love to Philly. It was a Sunday and it was Church! You know Philly fucks. Blue laws. Waiting...for Philly/Ray series, vote for different. And you got it! Phillies win the pennant 8:37pm!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Motivate Me
OK. So Pigskin is dead. I will never die. Nor will I "just bail". As time marches on, conformity and complacency are the standard. I wrote all my good shit on a dial up. Like all mediums or ideas that start out well, this one shows the state of the country. Yep, the fuckin; USA. AOL asked for us, got success, fucked us. THIS site created a buzz for a reason. It was real. Then figured out. Big Blue got it out of the blue last yr and hung to tell the tale. Yeah stupid ass power rankings, were #16! East Coast dill weeds! I make my real $$ selling falafel. So how all you pro bloggers doing? Got another job I hope. Cuz I think you all suck who take the money when you are just a paid honk. Thanks for keeping me posted Constanza, cept for your departure. No offense. Like before a whitey tells a KKK joke. These computers take the face out of the puss, and make all insensitive to reality.
I'm caring about football, but I have a lot more to be concerned about. And this blog used to be fun. Fun became someone elses profit, we got squeezed. For jumping in. I truly feel the demise of society as it advances is this very box I type on now. Oh, I said type. Face to face, or the idea of it, used to scare peeps. Now we got this. Thank fuckin' god I rolled down a highway in a yellow school bus at 7 in 1968 listening to "My Cheri Amour" on AM radio singing with everyone on the bus, on the way to summer "welfare" camp. We won't get into the race logistics, but you woulda hated it. Take your IPOD and use it. It will never be the same. I'll write about football sometime...but why? Need a world to play in. So. I'm still mad angry about how this site has always been a peter out lie.
Hey, OJ got convicted today. No, not of Nicole's murder. OJ said he would hunt for the killers till his dying day. Jamie Mottram said he'd check in on p bloggers. Never has, never will. Difference being, i'll never sell out like you guys. Hope all ur mortgages are in order. Oh, football. Miami Fish, yeah you beat the Pats. And your at home. My favorite place to stay in Miami is the Hotel Coral Essex
I'm caring about football, but I have a lot more to be concerned about. And this blog used to be fun. Fun became someone elses profit, we got squeezed. For jumping in. I truly feel the demise of society as it advances is this very box I type on now. Oh, I said type. Face to face, or the idea of it, used to scare peeps. Now we got this. Thank fuckin' god I rolled down a highway in a yellow school bus at 7 in 1968 listening to "My Cheri Amour" on AM radio singing with everyone on the bus, on the way to summer "welfare" camp. We won't get into the race logistics, but you woulda hated it. Take your IPOD and use it. It will never be the same. I'll write about football sometime...but why? Need a world to play in. So. I'm still mad angry about how this site has always been a peter out lie.
Hey, OJ got convicted today. No, not of Nicole's murder. OJ said he would hunt for the killers till his dying day. Jamie Mottram said he'd check in on p bloggers. Never has, never will. Difference being, i'll never sell out like you guys. Hope all ur mortgages are in order. Oh, football. Miami Fish, yeah you beat the Pats. And your at home. My favorite place to stay in Miami is the Hotel Coral Essex
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
We Beat the Raiders
I will miss my 1st game completely next week. In like 7 yrs and before that 17! I'm busy with events and nobody reads this so we'll see how drunk I get. I'm rooting for the Rays to go all the way. Yes, I love torture. But don't care much for baseball. Oh, I mean sports torture, not Guantanamo Bay torture. I will always root a Longoria if the name begins in E and TP don't mind!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Blog Truth, Bolt Never Surrender
Did you see it and are NOT stupid? I choose to be silent and hold the secret. And perpetuate misery for not talkin' to each other. Where I came from...you threw down. No talk. We are a nation. Sit down and YES...give the media up to crazy. Americans will make their mind.
On to football. We won last week. OSU...no not the Ohio State, beat SC...again. SC will now crush everybody. Oh, we beat the Jets. Sorry to mix college wit pro. But u all gotta love it right?
Hey...the Chargers won a game against a clean shaven Favre. You bitch, grow the beard and let your outdoor Sarah Palin make up artists fake it for you ya big pussy! Your a prima donna destined for doom in the stadium the Giants rent to you! Or whoever owns the Jets, couldn't tell ya. He invented Joust or Burgertime right? Or Pong.
Here is a debate for you and the reason I will never be a "pro" blogger. I believe in a woman's right to choose. And the Chargers to win every game. Niether has ever happened and you might find it distasteful I make this comparison. COOL. I'm a dude. Who is biased for his cause beyond his team. I went to SD Quistador games, ABA, mutha effah. 500 peeps. Average. 1973-5. Dr. J soaring. I truly believe the ABA was robbed by the NBA. I saw afros close up that would make you think Artis was 7'9". He was 7'2". The fro COUNTED!
I'm now 47 yrs old. My step gramps from south side Shy Town who is now 87. He reminds me of me. The White Sox won in 05. He told me on the phone he could die peacefully. Chargers? You listenin?
No need to talk about the last game. I'm arrogant like Bush. You know whats coming. At least 11 wins. But no big. We need to suck 1st. We always do. Stewie...more vodka!
On to football. We won last week. OSU...no not the Ohio State, beat SC...again. SC will now crush everybody. Oh, we beat the Jets. Sorry to mix college wit pro. But u all gotta love it right?
Hey...the Chargers won a game against a clean shaven Favre. You bitch, grow the beard and let your outdoor Sarah Palin make up artists fake it for you ya big pussy! Your a prima donna destined for doom in the stadium the Giants rent to you! Or whoever owns the Jets, couldn't tell ya. He invented Joust or Burgertime right? Or Pong.
Here is a debate for you and the reason I will never be a "pro" blogger. I believe in a woman's right to choose. And the Chargers to win every game. Niether has ever happened and you might find it distasteful I make this comparison. COOL. I'm a dude. Who is biased for his cause beyond his team. I went to SD Quistador games, ABA, mutha effah. 500 peeps. Average. 1973-5. Dr. J soaring. I truly believe the ABA was robbed by the NBA. I saw afros close up that would make you think Artis was 7'9". He was 7'2". The fro COUNTED!
I'm now 47 yrs old. My step gramps from south side Shy Town who is now 87. He reminds me of me. The White Sox won in 05. He told me on the phone he could die peacefully. Chargers? You listenin?
No need to talk about the last game. I'm arrogant like Bush. You know whats coming. At least 11 wins. But no big. We need to suck 1st. We always do. Stewie...more vodka!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Banks Fail. Chargers Have Time.
I'm trying to compose myself. I'm bailing out an insurance company. And I need surgery and can't get it? Dead bodies floatin', how disrespectful to say that, huh? In the Gulf. And as a Charger fan I got smoked by Hochuli last week. Here is the difference. Yeah. It sucks to be me and a Charger fan. H manned up. Yeah, it takes me a week to get over it too. To Tell The Truth was an old game show where you tried to tell peeps occupations by their appearence. It was Tom Foolery and semi raciast. But it was real. Ed H you are excused for being human and telling the truth. yeah, the Bolts take an L. I know the Chargers will man up too. Unlike our current politicians who lie 4 ever. I've made a mistake, have you? But the media replay killed you Ed, and you didn't even wait. U admitted. Thank you. Honesty has been forgotten in this world. I'm finding this hard to say...but thanks ED. For real, we only gonna be better. Ed, if your money is in WaMu or Wachovia, get it out. My $3 is out. Hochuli WAS wrong. At a CRITICAL time. He admitted he blew. Would you? I don't hate you H. Life puts us in semi hell at times. Shit. Maybe Iam mad...nah. We'll be puttin' the Jets into the Land of the Lost this Monday. My name is Al and I approve this message. I'm gonna go throw up now! Ed...you are forgiven!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
I See Dead People...
I thought I'd go all crazy. No need. We are gonna pummel. Even with our so called "suspect" defense. The schedule will haunt you. Rooby Rooby Rooooo! Another stolen and packaged. Why did they not make a "Groovie Ghoulies" movie? Sproles is Ronnie Harmon deluxe. Read my past.
I saw the Bolts get "good" with Stan with a no big deal trade. When all you have is underdog history...you'll be the dog. 0-2 and the crew gonna do you! Hey Big Blue, I didn't believe. But belief will come. D will shore up. But SD ain't NYC. Since all stupid m effers think SD is a buncha less than what you got! We gonna get. YOU. I'm going crazy. Vote for ur own best interest. I need medical, and we won't be broke. Spend on the war. Hey,,,before I leave. Constanza...the Bolts will thrash you. Oh, u bailed to to the life. While we burn as Sarah Palin reminds you of 9/11 I know I never compromised. Not for my team, or in my written word, to get ahead. When you write the way i do there is no ahead. You got 1 player George. And your shit was always kinda weak. Iam the remnants of success, who started it. I signed up. I lived there. I live here.
As we approach an election in this year, Pigskin Bloggers started in 04. An idea jumped on by AOL. We did it for free. Check Fanhouse. I can say I think you suck. The change is made when you accept money. Would I? Yes. But the best writers on Skin BLG never had a chance. Holy shit, the Hawk dude was a military threatener. And he was awesome! You, if you even see this, this is your future. Write about stats and your playahs that get in trouble. AOL has plummeted since then. This site was popular. See even the media will move on, if you accept to see your own demise.
Keep your integrity in life. I own my own business and stupid fucks like you need to be protected? Get on a train. I fight for my rights. If i called u a stupid fuck and ur offended, REALIZE. Oh yeah also...ur kiddin' urself. Like I said, laws and demotions are always are always after the fact with the Bolts. Hey Stanza I say this, your the same. You move on without a whimper. You write weak. See you next week while we explode on Mon nite. I'll take ur ass to ground zero with Sarah Palin. She'll never know what I know. But she and Palin JR , McCain can see Alaska crack nation. It's so tough now to be real. I'll never get an offer, even though I'm the best athlete. Speak of team, make no drug or you lie references. And fuck the Redskins. Where are you Jamie? I don't have cable so if you got anywhere, let me know. You suck. You would lobby for McCain and palin. But your in DC hell. Where everything sucks. Cool. This is Pigskin Bloggers now.
I saw the Bolts get "good" with Stan with a no big deal trade. When all you have is underdog history...you'll be the dog. 0-2 and the crew gonna do you! Hey Big Blue, I didn't believe. But belief will come. D will shore up. But SD ain't NYC. Since all stupid m effers think SD is a buncha less than what you got! We gonna get. YOU. I'm going crazy. Vote for ur own best interest. I need medical, and we won't be broke. Spend on the war. Hey,,,before I leave. Constanza...the Bolts will thrash you. Oh, u bailed to to the life. While we burn as Sarah Palin reminds you of 9/11 I know I never compromised. Not for my team, or in my written word, to get ahead. When you write the way i do there is no ahead. You got 1 player George. And your shit was always kinda weak. Iam the remnants of success, who started it. I signed up. I lived there. I live here.
As we approach an election in this year, Pigskin Bloggers started in 04. An idea jumped on by AOL. We did it for free. Check Fanhouse. I can say I think you suck. The change is made when you accept money. Would I? Yes. But the best writers on Skin BLG never had a chance. Holy shit, the Hawk dude was a military threatener. And he was awesome! You, if you even see this, this is your future. Write about stats and your playahs that get in trouble. AOL has plummeted since then. This site was popular. See even the media will move on, if you accept to see your own demise.
Keep your integrity in life. I own my own business and stupid fucks like you need to be protected? Get on a train. I fight for my rights. If i called u a stupid fuck and ur offended, REALIZE. Oh yeah also...ur kiddin' urself. Like I said, laws and demotions are always are always after the fact with the Bolts. Hey Stanza I say this, your the same. You move on without a whimper. You write weak. See you next week while we explode on Mon nite. I'll take ur ass to ground zero with Sarah Palin. She'll never know what I know. But she and Palin JR , McCain can see Alaska crack nation. It's so tough now to be real. I'll never get an offer, even though I'm the best athlete. Speak of team, make no drug or you lie references. And fuck the Redskins. Where are you Jamie? I don't have cable so if you got anywhere, let me know. You suck. You would lobby for McCain and palin. But your in DC hell. Where everything sucks. Cool. This is Pigskin Bloggers now.
Monday, September 15, 2008
We Have Replay...Right?
Vote for John McCain. We here in SD can't even show the truth. Oh, except for Cutler's weak ass in your face fumble! Hey stupid fuck who blew the whistle. Was i drunk or did you review the play to say you blew the whistle? you almost got one Denver (bow, m effer) fan killed who kept turning around and saying they earned it. San Diego is in the games that MAKE laws! Always at our expense. Oh, did I mention the replay equipment breakdown for the strip, supposedly, for a score by CHIMP Bailey. Chambers WAS down.
Iam old, strong and a liberal. Was Sarah Palin on the whistle? Then decided to change things up? Bridge to NOOOOO Where! Yes, I'm bent. Remember the Holy Roller? Cutler was the Dave Krieg white boy small hand fumble. Little white boy refs who can't even hold a ball, call for the Krieg! Seee u in SD pussy boyz! I swear I'd hand the ball fuckin' back and ask for forgivness. Yeah, no titles, fightin' like Palin...seeing it all from the helicopter...but the bolt action she brought for sport, suddenly became an Uzi. The helicopter killed the sport. As did the gun, the 4 runner, and so on. Field and Extreme.
I never (look up my past) dwell for long on calls. But when you can see it all and somehow it all comes out different. Un...fuckin' canny! Like voters at the polls, I guess, WAIT...I know, show up in masses. Before I dwell more on the sickness that has to make the Bolts win big or not win. And find themselves. Sproles has found himself.
I walked in on 24-10 in the 2nd quarter cuz i had to sell falafel. If there is a Denver mafia, it's fuckin' H Salt fish n chips. Shakey's pizza. Was a was, that never will be and your fuckin game don't matter to me! But you had enough today. Did u stripes converse during replay and reminisce about your stay at the Motel 6? And who did bring the lube? I guess old SD was the unwilling catcher again!
Yeah, LT was down. Worry. We are 0-2. Carolina BEAT us. Denver was gifted. On all big occassions. Like I said horse snuffers, been there. Ask around. I met Elway in a personal family (not mine) thing at a house in like 83. He was cool. Oh, the stories I could tell. I lived w/ Lisa G while her mom lived with Robin M, world record holder in like 1959 of the some kind of stroke. His son was Rob Moore, a nice guy. Rex and Robin...bite me. Notre Dame-SC 1984, rained like hell. Hiawatha Jones kicked SC's ass. I mighta been a tennis player then. SEE...I'm going crazy! Trying to find a thread that will make me being a Charger somehow relevant.
NCAA division whatever will cure your ills? I saw crooked before it became vougue. The only drug I was never tested for and did was weed. I saw the 1st zit faced behemoths with anger that came into being. Like 1975. Matt S. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda. Given to him by "Dazed and Confused" coaches. His aggression was legendary. Toward me. And many others. He would be an "enhanced" kid now. I think Matt S. was one of the 1st experiments. He was "Tango & Cash" wrapped into one. Cept if T and C were 13 and on steroids. And didn't have guns or a driver's lisence, oh...and weren't LAPD! Like Zeppelin...I RAMBLE ON!
I'm gonna close as I go slowly and slightly caaaa raayzzzzeeee this homegrown cool says, they can cheats ya but if it's in a league, youse can drop em lates! Hey H zay, thanks 4 reading. Keep it Blue, somewhat powdery and bolty. Lose the grey! GIANTS! CHARGERS! The best of the pig...skin...bloggers. I never quit. Nye do u. The Stones tell me Satisfaction will come my way. Like MC on the ball peen Hammer. We gots to pray just to make it today. U want a recap with yards and plays? That is not what was up! Denvver, I use to V's cuz your double pansies. Does that mean you go into all fights like tap boxing scoring in the Olympics? Yeah, pretty much. I'll throw some ur way and put up protection like Joe Frazier, but rock your world...at least once. Hey Joe...Charger fighter, 5'9", can we do it again? Or once, like you? Hey Joe, I love ya. We need a once and its early. We lost the early rounds but look out Joe, we gonna KO some peeps!
Iam old, strong and a liberal. Was Sarah Palin on the whistle? Then decided to change things up? Bridge to NOOOOO Where! Yes, I'm bent. Remember the Holy Roller? Cutler was the Dave Krieg white boy small hand fumble. Little white boy refs who can't even hold a ball, call for the Krieg! Seee u in SD pussy boyz! I swear I'd hand the ball fuckin' back and ask for forgivness. Yeah, no titles, fightin' like Palin...seeing it all from the helicopter...but the bolt action she brought for sport, suddenly became an Uzi. The helicopter killed the sport. As did the gun, the 4 runner, and so on. Field and Extreme.
I never (look up my past) dwell for long on calls. But when you can see it all and somehow it all comes out different. Un...fuckin' canny! Like voters at the polls, I guess, WAIT...I know, show up in masses. Before I dwell more on the sickness that has to make the Bolts win big or not win. And find themselves. Sproles has found himself.
I walked in on 24-10 in the 2nd quarter cuz i had to sell falafel. If there is a Denver mafia, it's fuckin' H Salt fish n chips. Shakey's pizza. Was a was, that never will be and your fuckin game don't matter to me! But you had enough today. Did u stripes converse during replay and reminisce about your stay at the Motel 6? And who did bring the lube? I guess old SD was the unwilling catcher again!
Yeah, LT was down. Worry. We are 0-2. Carolina BEAT us. Denver was gifted. On all big occassions. Like I said horse snuffers, been there. Ask around. I met Elway in a personal family (not mine) thing at a house in like 83. He was cool. Oh, the stories I could tell. I lived w/ Lisa G while her mom lived with Robin M, world record holder in like 1959 of the some kind of stroke. His son was Rob Moore, a nice guy. Rex and Robin...bite me. Notre Dame-SC 1984, rained like hell. Hiawatha Jones kicked SC's ass. I mighta been a tennis player then. SEE...I'm going crazy! Trying to find a thread that will make me being a Charger somehow relevant.
NCAA division whatever will cure your ills? I saw crooked before it became vougue. The only drug I was never tested for and did was weed. I saw the 1st zit faced behemoths with anger that came into being. Like 1975. Matt S. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda. Given to him by "Dazed and Confused" coaches. His aggression was legendary. Toward me. And many others. He would be an "enhanced" kid now. I think Matt S. was one of the 1st experiments. He was "Tango & Cash" wrapped into one. Cept if T and C were 13 and on steroids. And didn't have guns or a driver's lisence, oh...and weren't LAPD! Like Zeppelin...I RAMBLE ON!
I'm gonna close as I go slowly and slightly caaaa raayzzzzeeee this homegrown cool says, they can cheats ya but if it's in a league, youse can drop em lates! Hey H zay, thanks 4 reading. Keep it Blue, somewhat powdery and bolty. Lose the grey! GIANTS! CHARGERS! The best of the pig...skin...bloggers. I never quit. Nye do u. The Stones tell me Satisfaction will come my way. Like MC on the ball peen Hammer. We gots to pray just to make it today. U want a recap with yards and plays? That is not what was up! Denvver, I use to V's cuz your double pansies. Does that mean you go into all fights like tap boxing scoring in the Olympics? Yeah, pretty much. I'll throw some ur way and put up protection like Joe Frazier, but rock your world...at least once. Hey Joe...Charger fighter, 5'9", can we do it again? Or once, like you? Hey Joe, I love ya. We need a once and its early. We lost the early rounds but look out Joe, we gonna KO some peeps!
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Not Inspired Yet
Yeah, sites on fire i can tell. Week 1 was weak. How about those Rays 2 night? Boo ya! Tampa Bay, mLB but cool. Should I sweat it. Same old shit. I'll face it. I'm too busy trying to set up up a Nugent/Palin bill at the Natural Resources Kill Fest. And keep that baby, just like me. Don't be fooled. If you ride quads and break bottles and shoot stuff, you love nature! Bridge to nowhere is everywhere. Notice the date, 9/11. Where is the hype? Republicans hijacked a word...change. And a puppet, who is perceived as ur neighbor and friend. Just like you. If she is like you then fuck you. The mayor of Hooterville is a step away. I'll quit with the p tix, but it's more important to me right now! Were going to the Bowl regardless.
We have no bloggers anymore. Who will update this site? This was a cool site. This is censorship at its best. Started independent. Where is Jamie, checkin' in, lending his support? We are officially ghosts with Jets boy gone who used to update the site. Not Fade Away Buddy Holly said, and I won't. But it is getting pointless. The mediocre rise. And let them. This new USA rewards lemmings. OH. You see a Charger game last week? Merriman, nice ploy.
Nothing to say, underwhelming. Crappy game. We come out of the gate like leper con. Con you into believing we'll kick ass, but open like a dove. Cracked out of the sky by a wimpy .410 guage with no time to play. Oh, we can do it again, start shitty and rally late. Unacceptable! Kick ass. Weddle, you got faced by Dante, face it. We'll be fine.
We have no bloggers anymore. Who will update this site? This was a cool site. This is censorship at its best. Started independent. Where is Jamie, checkin' in, lending his support? We are officially ghosts with Jets boy gone who used to update the site. Not Fade Away Buddy Holly said, and I won't. But it is getting pointless. The mediocre rise. And let them. This new USA rewards lemmings. OH. You see a Charger game last week? Merriman, nice ploy.
Nothing to say, underwhelming. Crappy game. We come out of the gate like leper con. Con you into believing we'll kick ass, but open like a dove. Cracked out of the sky by a wimpy .410 guage with no time to play. Oh, we can do it again, start shitty and rally late. Unacceptable! Kick ass. Weddle, you got faced by Dante, face it. We'll be fine.
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Like that Alien claw crab thingy, I have returned. And from within without you gonna take your football soul and dignity. There comes a time. When it needs to be done for a nation and a soul. I'm gonna leave out the Cessna Grizzly huntin' McCain VP nommiez in this blog. DING! Hang on, let me get my baby out of the microwave.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk@@@ my cat did the k's and the @'s just now. keyboard skippin'. Gin blossomed Rick Nieuheisel does have a magical coaching crank that makes peeps win! Freakin' USFL San Antonio Gunslingers QB! Get ready for the PAC 10 UCLA!
Before I start for this season I want to say this. You, me and all the I's that say you are...true fans. I don't give a fuck, jump on the bandwagon. I'm rootin' for the Rays cuz i got a powder blue tee with TB on it and I believe. No. Not in the Rays newfound success. But I do believe in worst to 1st. The Chargers started this transformation from nowhere in 2004. The 1st game of the transformation was on the road against the Texans. I respect the Rays, and will root for them over all. Alas, this has been my problem in life. My losers come out to be winners, eventually.
I was into the ABA when all other kids were into the boring NBA. I was in the World Team Tennis (whoop de doo) Jr. League and (ha ha) got to be a ball boy which was rather cool. I was into the Chargers as a kid in the OC when all those losers were into the Rams, the LA Rams. I give the Rams a cool for 1979 though. Almost got those steroid all dead Steelers. But my stock for sports is basically, to be honest...a loveable loser. Yes, a team I have loved has been a Champion, the Seattle Sonics of 79. But they are no more. A cruel twist of fate. I was, at 8 yrs old, a huge fan of the Seattle Pilots. Go Brewers! My Pilots. Went to many a game at Sick's. It's a Lowe's now.
People called me 2nd rate, my own father and family. For the teams I loved. We have no sports tradition in my family. I started it in 1968 or so. But I saw Dr. J dunk in San Diego in front of 500 announced as 10,000, pretty much! And I warmed up on the floor with the Memphis Sounds and Q's 2! I still stoke on Unitas being a Charger. And being crushed in a Monday nite game w/Unitas at QB in 73 when Fouts was a rookie. Harland Svare was the coach. We went like 3-11. This is not my lot in life. If you say I'm fairweather Iam this year. Cuz I don't give an eff about baseball and niether does Tampa Bay. If a young team can win with no support in the AL East, um, steroids, I mean, c'mon. The Bolts with Brees at QB were picked consensus worst in the NFL for the 2004 season. They changed the whole outlook by the end of the season.
You notice I don't much talk about stats and shit. Were solid. Merriman is crazy. The witch doctor #3 says its ok. I must sleep. This catfish catchin', general lee drivin career will some day come to an end. Cuz they'll be no catfish or gas!
Before I start for this season I want to say this. You, me and all the I's that say you are...true fans. I don't give a fuck, jump on the bandwagon. I'm rootin' for the Rays cuz i got a powder blue tee with TB on it and I believe. No. Not in the Rays newfound success. But I do believe in worst to 1st. The Chargers started this transformation from nowhere in 2004. The 1st game of the transformation was on the road against the Texans. I respect the Rays, and will root for them over all. Alas, this has been my problem in life. My losers come out to be winners, eventually.
I was into the ABA when all other kids were into the boring NBA. I was in the World Team Tennis (whoop de doo) Jr. League and (ha ha) got to be a ball boy which was rather cool. I was into the Chargers as a kid in the OC when all those losers were into the Rams, the LA Rams. I give the Rams a cool for 1979 though. Almost got those steroid all dead Steelers. But my stock for sports is basically, to be honest...a loveable loser. Yes, a team I have loved has been a Champion, the Seattle Sonics of 79. But they are no more. A cruel twist of fate. I was, at 8 yrs old, a huge fan of the Seattle Pilots. Go Brewers! My Pilots. Went to many a game at Sick's. It's a Lowe's now.
People called me 2nd rate, my own father and family. For the teams I loved. We have no sports tradition in my family. I started it in 1968 or so. But I saw Dr. J dunk in San Diego in front of 500 announced as 10,000, pretty much! And I warmed up on the floor with the Memphis Sounds and Q's 2! I still stoke on Unitas being a Charger. And being crushed in a Monday nite game w/Unitas at QB in 73 when Fouts was a rookie. Harland Svare was the coach. We went like 3-11. This is not my lot in life. If you say I'm fairweather Iam this year. Cuz I don't give an eff about baseball and niether does Tampa Bay. If a young team can win with no support in the AL East, um, steroids, I mean, c'mon. The Bolts with Brees at QB were picked consensus worst in the NFL for the 2004 season. They changed the whole outlook by the end of the season.
You notice I don't much talk about stats and shit. Were solid. Merriman is crazy. The witch doctor #3 says its ok. I must sleep. This catfish catchin', general lee drivin career will some day come to an end. Cuz they'll be no catfish or gas!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Need A World First
I wait. I don't care. You ever played on a level high? Preseason is lame. LT hasen't taken a snap in pre in...um...4ever! I'm tilting an Asahi, made in Canada? Black helicopters float over Portland, armed. Ironic they circled Fubon! They will save us like New Orleans! Rising up on highrises, looking in windows, no warning. Your new America. What if you shot back? An exercise for what? I'm a citizen. If one goes down hovering while we live our lives...what for? I know nobody is coming. Pull urself up by ur boot straps and stuff. CHARGERS! Can we get some medical?
I can be all political now because you should be. Don't take this lightly. These words i type now are what got us removed from the mainstream a few years back. Someone offered, like 9/11 what could have been the 1st blogs. We were for free. We wrote about football like the way we felt. OH. Is there a WE anymore? It was my 1st step on and squish me. The year before my team was good. Fuck all of you who think otherwise. It was the beginning. Once you get paid, its over. I speak for true freedom. Least the simple one I know. You know right? Plymouth Grand Voyager 1997 drivin, tinted. You all don't deal with the cops. I do...as a food vendor. Independent. To watch people get shitty cuz your a pro and they don't know. You never know who your authority is till you sell food on the street. They come from everywhere.
I've needed prostate surgery since I was diagnosed in 2001. I take herbs and I pee. I work 6 days a week. And all my money goes to fix me. I used to work for 50 weeks out of 52 for some pretend time to do it again. Welcome to Club Med!
For free f n get it! There are no Dems. There are no Reps. I propose a totally unrealistic boycott Wal Mart Day!
I can be all political now because you should be. Don't take this lightly. These words i type now are what got us removed from the mainstream a few years back. Someone offered, like 9/11 what could have been the 1st blogs. We were for free. We wrote about football like the way we felt. OH. Is there a WE anymore? It was my 1st step on and squish me. The year before my team was good. Fuck all of you who think otherwise. It was the beginning. Once you get paid, its over. I speak for true freedom. Least the simple one I know. You know right? Plymouth Grand Voyager 1997 drivin, tinted. You all don't deal with the cops. I do...as a food vendor. Independent. To watch people get shitty cuz your a pro and they don't know. You never know who your authority is till you sell food on the street. They come from everywhere.
I've needed prostate surgery since I was diagnosed in 2001. I take herbs and I pee. I work 6 days a week. And all my money goes to fix me. I used to work for 50 weeks out of 52 for some pretend time to do it again. Welcome to Club Med!
For free f n get it! There are no Dems. There are no Reps. I propose a totally unrealistic boycott Wal Mart Day!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Chargers 2008-9
Lead page lookin' good on skin bloggers 4 my championship year thank you. Are you voting? Remember what happened here. A place where we were invited to blog 4 aol, and then were ceremoniously excused for Fanhouse. Where is that dickhead that passed us by? Your Skins and Nats suck. But I'm gonna blog. Censorship dickweeds. Join the McCain same losers. And your young and have fallen. Yes, I remain angry. Your country, your sports.
Monday, July 28, 2008
No Arrogance...Reality
Workin hard in the summer so I can like, work hard in the winter. I'll be checkin' in or you will be. Vote for the WORLD. Since I can be tapped, and nothing to find, spend alot to keep me rich. Oh, I'm speaking of George. I measure my dollar from the day we entered into a war and I was in Canada to see Supergrass. Show was canceled. That day, my dollar in Canada was worth almost double the loon. I WAS in Canada in 2002 and our money ruled. I saw a sign on the Commodore Ballroom saying Supergrass was canceled that night. Supergrass didn't play in Vancouver and the story goes they were snowed in at Denver. NOT! An American dollar was true, and guaranteed. I saw that day in another country. And I lived in Blaine WA on the border. Wanna see inept? I was a walk by man on the street in front of CBC the next day. I could walk the train tracks to White Rock any day I wanted after 9-11. But one day i read the paper at Peace Arch Park and 4 Border patrols surrounded me at my own house! On a supposed call from whoever who said i was acting suspiciously, as i read the paper on a park bench. this was WAY back when and its the same now. but worse. IAM an American. Leave me alone and don't protect me from myself. Take ur seat belt law and sh...ok I'll be civil. And take that non lethal taser with you.
Cops enforce health laws now and money. I have had a cop in blue, on a beach, enforcing game laws. Clams. No knowledge of the law, no right to enforce. He made me and a friend dance. The funniest was "throwing" the clams back. A law he made up. He made us "skip" the clams as not to hurt them. Searched us up and down. You stupid cop. The pot was stashed in a log 40 ft away. The pot we were to cook the clams in of course.
Don't give up your rights. The Olympics are in Bei...er...I mean Peking. China. Peace kids, Chargers are gonna win one b4 I die. Polar bears that survive and make it to Greenland are shot on the shore cuz they are not a native specie. Since when did we become indigenous? Read my posts GWB. If you could. I mix politics n sports cuz its all about $$ and favoritism. Go Chargers.
Cops enforce health laws now and money. I have had a cop in blue, on a beach, enforcing game laws. Clams. No knowledge of the law, no right to enforce. He made me and a friend dance. The funniest was "throwing" the clams back. A law he made up. He made us "skip" the clams as not to hurt them. Searched us up and down. You stupid cop. The pot was stashed in a log 40 ft away. The pot we were to cook the clams in of course.
Don't give up your rights. The Olympics are in Bei...er...I mean Peking. China. Peace kids, Chargers are gonna win one b4 I die. Polar bears that survive and make it to Greenland are shot on the shore cuz they are not a native specie. Since when did we become indigenous? Read my posts GWB. If you could. I mix politics n sports cuz its all about $$ and favoritism. Go Chargers.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
in the UK It Would Be a Shedule.
Before anything starts...again. Your presented with a challenge. I'll bang your head at any game. Ask. But it never happens. Why? Cuz we all get old...and some peeps care. I know the schedule. As the economy kills my life, I have the Chargers. All you out there is fuckin' crazy if you think your safe. Take a bike ride. Before you all eat your next McD whatever. My life is struggling to feed you grain. We have it here. But WAR rules us all. I'm seeing a championship in MY lifetime. And Planet lifetime also.
If i could only tell you how my staples have been escalated. It's a plan, lest you wanna go big. Kill animals and rape land. Tax day. What you paying for? I hope all your family is safe. I'm just an undeserving hard luck case who needs medical help, but pride dictates I don't beg or go into debt. I deserve it for being poor. I don't feel I'm poor, but the USA reminds me...Iam.
I WILL tell all doubting mfer's, NE or otherwise. People get ready...we winnin' one. I stoke on ESPN calling bloggers stupid. Everytime I break, I get squashed. I've been around. I live the "never win". The stories I could tell and do you stupid self entitled losers. I paint it now. Like Daft and Kanye...thats how much I'm up on ya! And when we get...you'll be talkin past. Chargers...drink...oh wait...yeah...do it!
If i could only tell you how my staples have been escalated. It's a plan, lest you wanna go big. Kill animals and rape land. Tax day. What you paying for? I hope all your family is safe. I'm just an undeserving hard luck case who needs medical help, but pride dictates I don't beg or go into debt. I deserve it for being poor. I don't feel I'm poor, but the USA reminds me...Iam.
I WILL tell all doubting mfer's, NE or otherwise. People get ready...we winnin' one. I stoke on ESPN calling bloggers stupid. Everytime I break, I get squashed. I've been around. I live the "never win". The stories I could tell and do you stupid self entitled losers. I paint it now. Like Daft and Kanye...thats how much I'm up on ya! And when we get...you'll be talkin past. Chargers...drink...oh wait...yeah...do it!
Monday, February 4, 2008
Eat Crow Arrogant Crybaby!
Ok, so I'm a Pat hater. I'm just gonna say this: 4th & 13 bitches! As a Charger fan on the losing end of two painful playoff games to the eventual champions I relish in this throne toppling. I saw the Pats brazenly going for it early on a 4th and 13. I have seen this. We did this to them in the divisional at home a few years back. 4th and 12 late. We intercepted. Machine terminated! Then fumbled on the return! As Bill Paxton proclaimed in Aliens, "That's it man, game over!" Or the little boomerang boy in Road Warrior. "DAD! DAD! were dead meat...uh oh...I think were all dead meat!" And every time it's the Pats, the air of arrogant expectancy of them succeeding was always in the air. And usually it happened.
Take that Pope! Cry, Cry, Cry. Here is a beer bong full of cod liver oil Chowderheads!
Not last night. Thank god. Saved from Chowderhead gin blossom cheeked taunts for a year. And the 1972 Dolphin crew puffin' stogies and Mercury Morris knowing he'll be relevant every now and again. NE won more games in a row, but the machine was a fragile flower that wilted in the upset dome of doom. And Bellichick's lemon sucking sour puss expression turning to a Sinead O'Conner tear in the end. But Sinead was the Giants and the Pats literally were the photo of the Pope. Gods of football. Laying in tattered shreds on the floor, ripped apart. Confetti falling on their heads but not for them. A celebration for all Pat haters. The machine will always be figured out by the human. But many lives will be lost on the journey to utterly defeat the evil dynasty. Porkins didn't get shot down, he did a 3 point roll, avoided all enemy fire, stayed on target, and took out the Death Star! Skywalker was just covering from behind. And back at the Force airport? Solo gets rejected and Leia gives it up porno style to Pilot Porkins! The ugly got all the breaks, luck, and big plays. The defense sparkled. This entry has begun with more cliche, well worn pop culture than a Shrek movie. But the cliche of NE always gettin' the big prize is done. A blemish. A big fat NE blemish. Wait, a yellow white head, ripe for popping. POP! Will this beat down ever end? No. It's all so warm and fuzzy.
And Bill B's face.Priceless sore loser. Must spy harder, does not compute, does not compute. I hope some unfortunate soul who has a voice box, but is a Giant fan, turns his speaker to 11 and yells in your ear at the Olive Garden your dining at"WAAAAH!"
Everyone forgets this picture. No, it is not a "gay" moment between one football genius and one genius cheater.
It is football mafioso don aka "The Plate Full" Parcells giving Bellichick the kiss of death ala cousin Fredo. Mom then died and the hitman killed Fredo fishing. Yeah! The Gorton's fisherman is dead! Have fun in concrete shoes in da East River Pats. No matter how many you win,
this will sting like iodine on an open cut, every moment next season and for dare I say...eternity?. I was lying about the kiss of death, it really was a gay moment! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Swim with da fishes Pats! Seau gets a life raft though.
Eli has his moment in the sun.
Brady, on the run. Sacked 5 times and pressured numerous times. 9 pressures & more! Strahan has the power.
THE CATCH! David Tyree who power clutches it over x Charger Harrison.
This is the "moment" that helped propel the Giants on 2008's Super Bowl
version of "The Drive"
Who ever thought it would be the G Men doing it? Love it.
This was sposed to be the Hoody. He is drinkin' at TGIF's. HA HA!
The Tom Cruise of the NFL in a rare moment. One word says it all smug
New Englanders ,"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Yes, it is now a word
in the Pat dictionary. Chants of "We're #2! We're #2!" fill the Northeast. How fitting. A gourmet
season, 17 courses. And for dessert, a giant poop sundae! Quote Tom,"We're only gonna score 17
points? HA!HA!HA!HA!"Who's laughing now, Sir Smug? Yo Plaxico!
Ok, here is a bridge you can jump off Chowds. Notice counseling is available. Call after you jump, ok?
This is after all, a Charger blog. Next year I'll be writing the winning entry. Just you wait and see. Keep the Faith Powds. West Coast SD WILL represent next season.
Take that Pope! Cry, Cry, Cry. Here is a beer bong full of cod liver oil Chowderheads!
Not last night. Thank god. Saved from Chowderhead gin blossom cheeked taunts for a year. And the 1972 Dolphin crew puffin' stogies and Mercury Morris knowing he'll be relevant every now and again. NE won more games in a row, but the machine was a fragile flower that wilted in the upset dome of doom. And Bellichick's lemon sucking sour puss expression turning to a Sinead O'Conner tear in the end. But Sinead was the Giants and the Pats literally were the photo of the Pope. Gods of football. Laying in tattered shreds on the floor, ripped apart. Confetti falling on their heads but not for them. A celebration for all Pat haters. The machine will always be figured out by the human. But many lives will be lost on the journey to utterly defeat the evil dynasty. Porkins didn't get shot down, he did a 3 point roll, avoided all enemy fire, stayed on target, and took out the Death Star! Skywalker was just covering from behind. And back at the Force airport? Solo gets rejected and Leia gives it up porno style to Pilot Porkins! The ugly got all the breaks, luck, and big plays. The defense sparkled. This entry has begun with more cliche, well worn pop culture than a Shrek movie. But the cliche of NE always gettin' the big prize is done. A blemish. A big fat NE blemish. Wait, a yellow white head, ripe for popping. POP! Will this beat down ever end? No. It's all so warm and fuzzy.
And Bill B's face.Priceless sore loser. Must spy harder, does not compute, does not compute. I hope some unfortunate soul who has a voice box, but is a Giant fan, turns his speaker to 11 and yells in your ear at the Olive Garden your dining at"WAAAAH!"
Everyone forgets this picture. No, it is not a "gay" moment between one football genius and one genius cheater.
It is football mafioso don aka "The Plate Full" Parcells giving Bellichick the kiss of death ala cousin Fredo. Mom then died and the hitman killed Fredo fishing. Yeah! The Gorton's fisherman is dead! Have fun in concrete shoes in da East River Pats. No matter how many you win,
this will sting like iodine on an open cut, every moment next season and for dare I say...eternity?. I was lying about the kiss of death, it really was a gay moment! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Swim with da fishes Pats! Seau gets a life raft though.
Eli has his moment in the sun.
Brady, on the run. Sacked 5 times and pressured numerous times. 9 pressures & more! Strahan has the power.
THE CATCH! David Tyree who power clutches it over x Charger Harrison.
This is the "moment" that helped propel the Giants on 2008's Super Bowl
version of "The Drive"
Who ever thought it would be the G Men doing it? Love it.
This was sposed to be the Hoody. He is drinkin' at TGIF's. HA HA!
The Tom Cruise of the NFL in a rare moment. One word says it all smug
New Englanders ,"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Yes, it is now a word
in the Pat dictionary. Chants of "We're #2! We're #2!" fill the Northeast. How fitting. A gourmet
season, 17 courses. And for dessert, a giant poop sundae! Quote Tom,"We're only gonna score 17
points? HA!HA!HA!HA!"Who's laughing now, Sir Smug? Yo Plaxico!
Ok, here is a bridge you can jump off Chowds. Notice counseling is available. Call after you jump, ok?
This is after all, a Charger blog. Next year I'll be writing the winning entry. Just you wait and see. Keep the Faith Powds. West Coast SD WILL represent next season.
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Twenty One Twelve
Yes, we have pain. Hope and pain 09...my mind is broken. But I have buried my face in the sweet tits o freedom. Twice. Get back to you. I have been crushed again. Send some out this way. You NE fans all quiet till the end...then pop. No big rips this game. Difference...bottom line. FG's to TD's. Charger proud.
GIANTS, what time u want? 6:29pm Beat them...NOW
GIANTS, what time u want? 6:29pm Beat them...NOW
Rock N Roll Damnation
For the Bolts about to Rock...FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEE! We salute you! Make the most of today Bolt Heads, these don't come around often. This the the cheerleading blog for sure. RAH RAH RAH! Bust out the raccoon coat and pennant! 23 skee doo! That's way old skool, look it up. Prohibition era. Welcome to the new prohibition. Prohibiting the Pats from reaching the Bowl. Smashing them like Carrie Nation smashed kegs and bottles. Oh, I'm a historian a bit.
So Megadeth's "Symphony of Destruction" plays in my head with Pats heads a rollin'! But it could be played and done to either side. And more people are Dave Mustaine like in NE. Pale. Bitchy. Red Sox Syndrome. Double speak spinning circles to no where. Like a Bellechick interview. Maybe that robot will show some emotion today. Robot Norv busted out last week, and showed mad emotion. You would to if your DB was called for defensive holding on a 90 yd TD runback, after HE was thrown to the ground! I'm sure we are gonna also have to be beating the ref's again and the league referendum and hidden agenda to have a GB/NE Super Bowl. Don't think it ain't so. If your a Pat fan you wouldn't know this cuz your the Micheal Jordan of the NFL. You get all the calls. Yeah, I'm sour grapin' and yearning for a ring for my beloved Bolts.
OK, I'm done. Let me check the oven...New England is still getting baked and the timer is broken. The souffle' has collapsed. The cake dropped. The frozen pizza you put in is now a hockey puck you drunk! Be the hockey puck NE, be the puck. I would also like to say I have written two winning playoff blogs in 2007-8, and I approve this message if it's three! The dee takes us to the Bowl? Stranger things have happened. BOLTS...Live it...breathe it...don't snort it! Today we levitate like Tibetan monks and cut off limbs like Uma. Charger Jesus, today is the day to quit waiting for gifts and get the f*ck out of that dusty manger! Part that Blue Sea. Do that struck by lightning thing. A butterfly flapped it's wings in San Diego and...
LATE UPDATE: We have not been in the Super Bowl in 13 years I just heard. Another intangible. My lucky #. I was born 3/13/61. Wow! I so know if I wear all this 8 game winning streak stuff that isn't washed. Since 8 games ago. BOOM! I'm CRAY ZEEEEEEE about 13. Turnover town...who is gonna do it? I'm out. On da bus! Claudia's baybee. Mecca in Portland. We gonna do it...
So Megadeth's "Symphony of Destruction" plays in my head with Pats heads a rollin'! But it could be played and done to either side. And more people are Dave Mustaine like in NE. Pale. Bitchy. Red Sox Syndrome. Double speak spinning circles to no where. Like a Bellechick interview. Maybe that robot will show some emotion today. Robot Norv busted out last week, and showed mad emotion. You would to if your DB was called for defensive holding on a 90 yd TD runback, after HE was thrown to the ground! I'm sure we are gonna also have to be beating the ref's again and the league referendum and hidden agenda to have a GB/NE Super Bowl. Don't think it ain't so. If your a Pat fan you wouldn't know this cuz your the Micheal Jordan of the NFL. You get all the calls. Yeah, I'm sour grapin' and yearning for a ring for my beloved Bolts.
OK, I'm done. Let me check the oven...New England is still getting baked and the timer is broken. The souffle' has collapsed. The cake dropped. The frozen pizza you put in is now a hockey puck you drunk! Be the hockey puck NE, be the puck. I would also like to say I have written two winning playoff blogs in 2007-8, and I approve this message if it's three! The dee takes us to the Bowl? Stranger things have happened. BOLTS...Live it...breathe it...don't snort it! Today we levitate like Tibetan monks and cut off limbs like Uma. Charger Jesus, today is the day to quit waiting for gifts and get the f*ck out of that dusty manger! Part that Blue Sea. Do that struck by lightning thing. A butterfly flapped it's wings in San Diego and...
LATE UPDATE: We have not been in the Super Bowl in 13 years I just heard. Another intangible. My lucky #. I was born 3/13/61. Wow! I so know if I wear all this 8 game winning streak stuff that isn't washed. Since 8 games ago. BOOM! I'm CRAY ZEEEEEEE about 13. Turnover town...who is gonna do it? I'm out. On da bus! Claudia's baybee. Mecca in Portland. We gonna do it...
Friday, January 18, 2008
Patriot Popsicles?
My whole week was freezing my ass off selling falafels and cars and people going by yelling "Go Chargers!" Two Pat yelps all week. OK, I'm on the left coast. But far from SD. Lotsa Bolt fans. And then it seems most other teams fans are rootin' for the Bolts to stop the machine. It is a huge task to do this two weeks in a row. But if any team can do it, this Charger squad is it. I will never guarantee anything in this. Just my loyalty to believe it can be done. And some elements are coming into play for both the AFC & NFC Championships. Extreme weather?
I look for all what I would consider "favorable" conditions for San Diego. Stiff cold wind and snow? Good. This team has players from all over the country. And cold and wind favors the run. And that we got. Charger homie hear singing to Steve Perry's tied belly shirt rendition of "Don't Stop Believin'" I'm holdin' on to that Indy feelin'! Hopefully we won't be as sensitive as Steve...and deliver the hammer to New England!
You wanna little hex action too? The Chargers honorary captain for the game is none other than Stan "The Man" Humphries. Like I said, look for anything to motivate. Stan knows what it is all about. To get no respect. And then stun em!
Just heard another ESPN East coast blow hard call it a Patriot blow out. And we will all get to see what all of America wants...Green Bay/New England Super Bowl. Well we got some Corona shot drinking people down south that care and call bullshit! People falling out of VW vans with plumes of pot smoke billowing from within. Saying "DUUUUUUDE!" In Hawaiian shirts drinking drinks with little umbrellas in em! Chicks in thongs bathed in Ban du Soleil. That dude who sells oranges out of a shopping cart on the freeway on ramp. The dudes surfing in poop at Tijuana Sloughs. The mullet dude with the CB and eight ball tatt. Or the Paris Hiltonesque bimbo in a Mercedes. There all hoping for a San Diego VS fill in the blank Super Bowl. I don't care. The West Coast be hatin' on your snobbery and perfection. We shall see who prevails.
Quick note: The mighty Portland Trailblazers handed Miami their 12th loss in a row and did it to them in Miami. 98-91 Blazers. 2-2 so far on a 7 game road swing. Not bad. Portland is gonna shock and at least make the playoffs. Like the Chargers in 2004, from worst to almost 1st. Respectability, the Rose City is diggin' it.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Claudia's Portland's Charger Bar
These are the lifers. Charger fans are everywhere. One might be sitting next to you right now. These are who I live and die with every Sunday. We even hang after games. This is where I get sloshed and makes me write angrily ala charles Bukowski meets a low rent Jack Murphy. Ghetto Murphy! We all had a real fine time yesterday. Our beloved Bolts took a giant step for Charger kind. 2nd stringin' to victory over the defending Super Bowl champs!
On another note, the Trailblazers were on at the same time and I glanced at it rarely. Portland lost in Raptorville. In 2 OT's. Take on the Nets tonite so get one Blazers! Update: The Blazers put the smackdown on the Nets in Jersey. Portland:99 NJ:73 The Nuggets lost at Charlotte so I think were back on top in the NBA's Northwest Division. Who woulda thunk it, not I.
On another note, the Trailblazers were on at the same time and I glanced at it rarely. Portland lost in Raptorville. In 2 OT's. Take on the Nets tonite so get one Blazers! Update: The Blazers put the smackdown on the Nets in Jersey. Portland:99 NJ:73 The Nuggets lost at Charlotte so I think were back on top in the NBA's Northwest Division. Who woulda thunk it, not I.
The Day After, Yes The Chargers Upset Indy
THE MATCH UP. WHO YOU RIDIN' WITH? BELIEVE IN POWDER BLUE!
This was one for the ages. One of our biggest victories in over 40 years of existing. The team known to collapse in the clutch, punished the Colts from the opening bell. And maintained consistency even when adversity struck. People thought we were toast with LT and Rivers, well we won, and won aggressively without them! With Micheal Turner at RB and Billy Volek leading an inspirational drive to win the game. It was a thing of beauty.
Where to begin? We had many stars. Some for only a moment but the impact is immeasurable. This was the new Charger heart. And I swear the officiating was horrendous! Man, the timing of some of the calls. The standout hell call was Antonio Cromarties 90 something yard INT return for a TD. It was a literal ego crusher for the Colts as a sustained drive came to a thud and we turned their scoring oppurtunity into ours, and it was emotional. What a run. Then they kick us in the ribs and call a frilly ticky tack defensive holding. A phantom call if there ever was one. And then they crushed our and Cromartie's moment! We went into the half on a downer instead of the ultimate upper. But in hindsight, by snatching that moment and the seven points, it made us hungrier in the 2nd half. Man that was disgusting. I had to go outside to hyperventilate as I saw another "Charger Moment", like the holy roller ball. Insane moments that just seem to happen to us. Thanks for throwing that monkey off my back. I believe dammitt!
Another inspiration was Antonio Gates just being on the field. It must kill to run with a dislocated toe. Antonio is a true warrior of the gridiron. We head to Foxboro in rough shape. But at least were going there!
The receivers were spot on. Jackson had 7 catches for 93 yds and a TD. Chambers hauled in 3 for 67 yds and a thrilling TD. Gates had 2 on wounded toe. And Volek hit rarely used Legedu Nannee for a critical 27 yd gain that maintained what will become known in Volek's career as "Volek's Elway Drive". Receivers did the job. Excellent performance.
Oh, Eric Weddle! Your falling backward one armed one handed INT to kill anotherColt drive was phenomenal! The defense? For once...killer instinct.
And who was throwing these accurate darts through the mid 4th quarter until he was injured. Yes, the infamous Philip Rivers. He stepped up big time. Clutch 3rd down throws. Hey, the screen pass to Sproles for the 56 yd TD. Philip came to play. And we know the Volek story. LT was out by the mid 2nd quarter and the doom and gloomer feelings came rushing in for a bit. I think there were 5 or 6 lead changes. With us taking it for good last, and not just hanging on...winning with authority! There is so much more. I'm exhiralated, two winning blogs and at least the oppurtunity to write a pre and post AFC Championship blog. If we break hearts of stone, maybe a Super Bowl blog! I dreamed once and it came true. I have faith. Charger Jesus is strong this year. A beautiful day in Charger history, somewhat tainted by the blatant favoritism of the officiating crew. makes you think the NFL wanted to see NE/Indy Championship game. But it didn't work!
Sunday, January 13, 2008
DAY OF THE LIVING DEAD
I just woke up. Yeah. I drank. Watched the 2nd string. It's 7:55am PST. Did it happen? Yes. And Jenna really did give you that BJ. You weren't dreaming. Heartbreakers coming to Chowder Mass. With payback in mind. I'll talk some now with this pleasurable hangover. Fuck all you doubters, me included. I saw some heart. Our stars smilin' whilst the 2nd peeps stepped in and missed...not a beat. Yeah, we walked into another dynasty in 94, this one is Godzilla like. But SD knows how to break a heart. Cept this time it's gonna be yours...not ours.
The conveyer belt is comin' with my sushi, and sake'. Oh, later that will be. Greenpeace also kicked Japan's ass yesterday. When are we all gonna respect? When they tell you your gonna die, that's when. That Grape Nuts dude was eatin' pine cones back in 73. I challenge you to eat vegetarian 1 day a week. Or eat a KFC beakless chicken, altered for your taste 5 times a week. HA! I'm gonna wake up now with a little breakfast and a Bloody Mary. I don't do this often. But I don't work Mondays and my team is in the AFC Championship, against more supposed insurmountable. Yeah, after 46 years of doing this, I get another chance. Like me or any in our "Charger Nation" got anything to lose. All we got to do is gain. I saw lion hearts yesterday, cliche...huh? I knew it. Not that we would win. Just that we would rip that gazelle, like lion's do. No, not the Detroit kind. I like the Red Wing better. I get to at least watch football and care in January. And you? I'm gonna short bask in glory...with a celery stick Mary, and some kind of omelette that someone else makes. On a Monday. Have fun at work hungover Indy fans. BOOOO YA! We gotcha!
Oh, and I'm not even gonna get into the officiating. A killer Charger moment was stolen from us at the end of the 2nd half. Till I come back, less I decide to bring the laptop, we will discuss the many moments where we were ripped off and Peyton got another chance. Only to be denied. But more help kept coming. It's like an election, win big or the fix is in. Like guarding Micheal Jordan, yeah, you fouled him. Those ref honks watch too much TV. You also tried to beat us officials. You dint.
Oh, it was 7:55 pm, damn that Bloody Mary is due, in 12 hours!
The conveyer belt is comin' with my sushi, and sake'. Oh, later that will be. Greenpeace also kicked Japan's ass yesterday. When are we all gonna respect? When they tell you your gonna die, that's when. That Grape Nuts dude was eatin' pine cones back in 73. I challenge you to eat vegetarian 1 day a week. Or eat a KFC beakless chicken, altered for your taste 5 times a week. HA! I'm gonna wake up now with a little breakfast and a Bloody Mary. I don't do this often. But I don't work Mondays and my team is in the AFC Championship, against more supposed insurmountable. Yeah, after 46 years of doing this, I get another chance. Like me or any in our "Charger Nation" got anything to lose. All we got to do is gain. I saw lion hearts yesterday, cliche...huh? I knew it. Not that we would win. Just that we would rip that gazelle, like lion's do. No, not the Detroit kind. I like the Red Wing better. I get to at least watch football and care in January. And you? I'm gonna short bask in glory...with a celery stick Mary, and some kind of omelette that someone else makes. On a Monday. Have fun at work hungover Indy fans. BOOOO YA! We gotcha!
Oh, and I'm not even gonna get into the officiating. A killer Charger moment was stolen from us at the end of the 2nd half. Till I come back, less I decide to bring the laptop, we will discuss the many moments where we were ripped off and Peyton got another chance. Only to be denied. But more help kept coming. It's like an election, win big or the fix is in. Like guarding Micheal Jordan, yeah, you fouled him. Those ref honks watch too much TV. You also tried to beat us officials. You dint.
Oh, it was 7:55 pm, damn that Bloody Mary is due, in 12 hours!
GATES...is on the field
I'll try and type as nervous as Iam. I hear Gates is warming up. I'll take him as a mascot! Threat would be nice. I will step on no cracks on my public transit journey to Claudia's. Damn the torpedos! Full speed ahead, captain! Either I'm gung ho or I like Sgt. Pepper's! Look to the sky, it's powder blue. The spirit (living) of Stan is here. Philip...get fat and be Stan today. Literally. LT...your day. Heads up no matter what come yo way. This ain't a blog. It's Knute Rockne every week I know. Power to the Chargers and all who stand today for powder blue. It can be done. Rome wasn't built in a day. And skiiing is cool again. Chargers...live it...breathe it, from birth to the hearse! CHARGERS!
Friday, January 11, 2008
Wild Card Winners
CONFIDENCE!
I am finally doing it. After 3 years of blogging on the Bolts these words being typed are that of a playoff game winner. Yeah, a lot of peeps say that our win last year in the playoffs was a bye, I'm glad to finally see a W in the post season. And ugly it was. We have our work cut out for us. Gates is doubtful. All the experts are predicting an Indy blowout. This is smelling a lot like 1994 and going to Pittsburgh for a supposed flogging by the powerhouse Steelers. Stan the Man led us to victory and then we did get keel hauled in the Super Bowl. But we made the dance as the ultimate Cinderella story. The working man's Chargers of 94. And this is the step before. A chance to dance with the Pats in Foxboro for a shot at the pinnacle of sports titles. Of course if Jax wins and we clip the blue ponies, the championship would be in San Diego. I can dream can't I? I'm so excited. This is excruciating for an old dawg fan. But being the underdog suits us. Develops a hunger. Hunger to prove. And LT is starving.
We beat TN in the end 17-6 and the 1st half was an art show at a Holiday Inn, ugly. Yes, I was afraid. It was like sleepwalking. I am typing this blog almost a week after the win because I have been busy attending Trailblazer games and enjoying they're success as well. So my attention has turned to this Sunday and the task at hand. Beating the reigning World Champs in their house. We can do this contrary to the naysayers who have treated us like red headed step children. Always playin' it safe and takin' the Pats or the Colts. We get pumped for Indy...and I believe in this team. I'm a realist. I see what they see, and how it could happen. And I have seen it happen, believe me. But I see other things they don't. C'mon look into this powder blue crystal ball and see what I see. And get those bad thoughts and plays out yo head, run those positive tapes. Remember 94...counted out early. And showed lion hearts. I see this.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
It's time for the Chargers to win a playoff game. Any playoff game. A game we should win. To erase doubts. My intro profile for this blog written before the season started and it sums it up. It's all down to a 1st round Wild Card playoff game in the big SD. A banged up TN squad. Will it be Kerry or Vince? Won't matter. Jump that hurdle. Go on to the next round come what may. I have also heard the game is not sold out. The reason given is rain is in the forecast and temps in the late 50's at kickoff. WTF?! I live in Portland, OR hardy har har. Saw 2006 Xmas game between the Hawks & Bolts and that was some rain! Then 200 miles home in a non heated 1971 VW bus soaking wet. 50 mph crosswinds and monsoon conditions outside. One guy in the passengers seat with a squeegee for the inside fog! Wipers stuck on VW slow speed also. WIMPS! Don't even get me on attending Charger games back east. Famous Giant snowball game. 95 division clincher over the Jets in the Meadowlands. So I'm calling out SD! Yeah, I was even in the opposing stadiums with Bolt Blue on, and taking mad verbal abuse while snow and ice rocks rained on my melon! And you can attend a game at home with fellow Powds, and you ain't going cuz of a threatened drizzle? Bums my high, wish I could go but not financially able this year. Took my trip already.
I must mention last weeks Raider/Bolt game at Claudia's (our Charger Sports bar in Portland, OR) almost came to blows with a couple of obnoxious Raider fans. I never got the wimps who think they are safe doing shit they would never do anywhere else cept in a protected (a myth in my world) environment. Basically it was a drunken table full of Raider guys/girls, about 7 peeps. And us, about 17. And us a much harder crew, trust me. They're main antagonizers were a squirrelly trailer boy in a, get this, Sebastian Janikowski jersey! And another dude who looked like the androgynous librarian chick look you see everywhere now, but a dude...sheeesh. Low end nation pillow biters by my estimation.
As the stomping ensued regular ribbing occured, but then it got personal. And they started throwing big candy canes off a Christmas tree and the ornaments too. A couple warnings. Smart assed responses. The wife blow job comment to a man in our crew whose wife was the target walked over to the "hip" librarian, and grabbed his "soul patch" and pulled his lip a bit. Whimpering ensued as I approached Simon wannabe, he, white, wimpy, in the jersey of his drunken fat hero kicker which I mentioned over and over as I walked him into a wall and the girls cried. No blows were exchanged. They left, I assume never to return. It was kinda fun and NEVER was there a worry. Yes Raider fans have some ancient rings, but bar by bar, pub by pub, Charger fans are winning the war. After continuous beat downs Raider fans are shell shocked. These were not high ranking nation members. Reminded me of that dude at the end of Mad Max that Mel Gibson hands the hacksaw too. Sad and whiny. Bringin' it and backin' down when the jig is up. You are not safe in a kicker's jersey, anywhere. Get a life, girly man!
We gonna rawk the universe and beyond ala Wyld Stallyns! Kill the Titans like a medieval dickweed! And remember, be excellent to each other, mostly fellow Charger fans, and remember, Party on dudes after the playoff victory! Hopefully Rufus will be looking down on a wet Murph and end this Charger misery through his only begotten son, LT!
If your a stat lover here is one that is pretty cool. In 8 home games this year the Chargers have outscored all opponents 81-0 in the 1st quarter. Doesn't mean much in the end but we start with a bang? We'll soon see.
The Titans are beat up. Too much to get into. I've heard this before. But realistically, they are tweaked. All the more to hopefully overwhelm them with a good dose of Cromartie, Jamal Williams, Merriman, Cooper, Jammer...ouch! We know LT. Chambers is dangerous now. Gates is the man. Buster is gonna take one house. We should win but the nagging doubts remain. The ride begins Sunday. In the cool drizzle in the valley by the bay Charger history begins. Or dies with a thud. I believe but need more reason to believe, advance in the playoffs.
I want more playoff life, f#cker! Let's replicate (ha!) our victory over the Titans a few weeks back but in much more convincing fashion. Even a long term sufferer can think positive. Look at my hometown Blazers in the NBA, they are raging. Let's storm!
I must mention last weeks Raider/Bolt game at Claudia's (our Charger Sports bar in Portland, OR) almost came to blows with a couple of obnoxious Raider fans. I never got the wimps who think they are safe doing shit they would never do anywhere else cept in a protected (a myth in my world) environment. Basically it was a drunken table full of Raider guys/girls, about 7 peeps. And us, about 17. And us a much harder crew, trust me. They're main antagonizers were a squirrelly trailer boy in a, get this, Sebastian Janikowski jersey! And another dude who looked like the androgynous librarian chick look you see everywhere now, but a dude...sheeesh. Low end nation pillow biters by my estimation.
As the stomping ensued regular ribbing occured, but then it got personal. And they started throwing big candy canes off a Christmas tree and the ornaments too. A couple warnings. Smart assed responses. The wife blow job comment to a man in our crew whose wife was the target walked over to the "hip" librarian, and grabbed his "soul patch" and pulled his lip a bit. Whimpering ensued as I approached Simon wannabe, he, white, wimpy, in the jersey of his drunken fat hero kicker which I mentioned over and over as I walked him into a wall and the girls cried. No blows were exchanged. They left, I assume never to return. It was kinda fun and NEVER was there a worry. Yes Raider fans have some ancient rings, but bar by bar, pub by pub, Charger fans are winning the war. After continuous beat downs Raider fans are shell shocked. These were not high ranking nation members. Reminded me of that dude at the end of Mad Max that Mel Gibson hands the hacksaw too. Sad and whiny. Bringin' it and backin' down when the jig is up. You are not safe in a kicker's jersey, anywhere. Get a life, girly man!
We gonna rawk the universe and beyond ala Wyld Stallyns! Kill the Titans like a medieval dickweed! And remember, be excellent to each other, mostly fellow Charger fans, and remember, Party on dudes after the playoff victory! Hopefully Rufus will be looking down on a wet Murph and end this Charger misery through his only begotten son, LT!
If your a stat lover here is one that is pretty cool. In 8 home games this year the Chargers have outscored all opponents 81-0 in the 1st quarter. Doesn't mean much in the end but we start with a bang? We'll soon see.
The Titans are beat up. Too much to get into. I've heard this before. But realistically, they are tweaked. All the more to hopefully overwhelm them with a good dose of Cromartie, Jamal Williams, Merriman, Cooper, Jammer...ouch! We know LT. Chambers is dangerous now. Gates is the man. Buster is gonna take one house. We should win but the nagging doubts remain. The ride begins Sunday. In the cool drizzle in the valley by the bay Charger history begins. Or dies with a thud. I believe but need more reason to believe, advance in the playoffs.
I want more playoff life, f#cker! Let's replicate (ha!) our victory over the Titans a few weeks back but in much more convincing fashion. Even a long term sufferer can think positive. Look at my hometown Blazers in the NBA, they are raging. Let's storm!
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
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