Monday, December 22, 2008
Charger Jesus Has Brought Me Back To Life!
Holy shit America & the world, the Chargers after a season mired in disappointment and underachievement...have crawled out of the grave like Jason and are energized! Thirsty for donkey blood. Easy Jason, the victims are coming right to your house. The Denver Broncos. Didn't Jason get struck by lightning and revived in like, uh...Friday the 13nth part 7? We gonna DOA Denver. They are deflated. And with the coach who has a face like Joan Rivers, Mike Shanahan! I know it was freezing but his rouge was running in the 3rd. Looked like Cher in a Broncos parka!
This is what the Bolts will see next Sunday.
I want to thank the Buffalo Bills for steppin' up and showing some gumption and beating the Donks at Invesco on the road. It was freezing and they were previously 1-7 in their last 8! Buffalo gave us a shot and taught me again not to give up or believe against all odds. Corny sounding, huh? But San Diego has taught me again to do it. Even if it is just to get in for now. But what we have done to be here, awesome. One more juvenile put down: Jay Cutler looks like the fat kid from 2 1/2 Men! Check it, bad comedy, this Sunday from the Murph! Cutler w/Billy Crystal & Gregory Hines in "Running Scared"!
It is the snowy Tundra here in Portland OR and I took the bus down to Claudia's and it was snowing madly. I was in the powder blue but did have a black jacket on. I stayed all day, beer free! Chargers won, so had to stay for the Denver game and it all worked out. In that time the buses quit running. My walk home was a pre hypothermatic experience! My pants were frozen, 40 mph frosty gusts right in the face the whole way. I kept thinking about "The Shining" and I was so there. Ready to pull up to a tree and freeze to death! Nobody hardly on the streets. Total isolation at times. 50 block walk in drifting powder, try it sometime!
I've lost my passion for the blog due to obvious reasons w/AOL and readership decline equal to the economy. But I did transfer it all to blogspot.com for fans of the old school blog. I'm inspired and admit being a bit fair weathered this year. I'm psyched for a shot but disappointed nonetheless in this year. My blog has suffered for it. And I'm a Trailblazers fan with 1/2 season tix so I have an outlet. But I bleed powder blue 1st. Not Nugget copycat blue, true 60's SD Alworth!
The Chargers are living a great forgotten Black Sabbath album, Never Say Die. The KC comeback was impossible, and I admit our luck was incredibly good. This team has grit. And now a light. They are a team brand new late in the season. The defense has stiffened. The hits I see are hollow point slammers. Jammer on Garcia, BAM! He was in Green Bay and Tampa Bay at the same time. tampa was tough as is Garcia. A poor man's Steve Young. He is very good. But not enough to lift the Bucs. They had playoff destiny as did Denver. Just win, your in. Now we have that chance. We WON'T blow it. This is our chance at redemption. Already had the Hochuli motivator. Now the absolute downtrodden Donks, glue factory warriors. Put a fork in em. I'm confident the Bolts will rise.
So the table is set, the showdown in SD is on. The mediocrity AFC West Champ will be crowned. We make playoffs people worry. Denver is like the AZ Cardinals at this pont. A little better of course. We would be the team that would win a Super Bowl at 8-8. I'll take it. We are hot, and lets keep it that way.
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