Like that Alien claw crab thingy, I have returned. And from within without you gonna take your football soul and dignity. There comes a time. When it needs to be done for a nation and a soul. I'm gonna leave out the Cessna Grizzly huntin' McCain VP nommiez in this blog. DING! Hang on, let me get my baby out of the microwave.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk@@@  my cat did the k's and the @'s just now. keyboard skippin'. Gin blossomed Rick Nieuheisel does have a magical coaching crank that makes peeps win! Freakin' USFL San Antonio Gunslingers QB! Get ready for the PAC 10 UCLA!

 Before I start for this season I want to say this. You, me and all the I's that say you are...true fans. I don't give a fuck, jump on the bandwagon. I'm rootin' for the Rays cuz i got a powder blue tee with TB on it and I believe. No. Not in the Rays newfound success. But I do believe in worst to 1st. The Chargers started this transformation from nowhere in 2004. The 1st game of the transformation was on the road against the Texans. I respect the Rays, and will root for them over all. Alas, this has been my problem in life. My losers come out to be winners, eventually.

 I was into the ABA when all other kids were into the boring NBA. I was in the World Team Tennis (whoop de doo) Jr. League and  (ha ha) got to be a ball boy which was rather cool. I was into the Chargers as a kid in the OC when all those losers were into the Rams, the LA Rams. I give the Rams a cool for 1979 though. Almost got those steroid all dead Steelers. But my stock for sports is basically, to be honest...a loveable loser. Yes, a team I have loved has been a Champion, the Seattle Sonics of 79. But they are no more. A cruel twist of fate. I was, at 8 yrs old, a huge fan of the Seattle Pilots. Go Brewers! My Pilots. Went to many a game at Sick's. It's a Lowe's now.

 People called me 2nd rate, my own father and family. For the teams I loved. We have no sports tradition in my family. I started it in 1968 or so. But I saw Dr. J dunk in San Diego in front of 500 announced as 10,000, pretty much! And I warmed up on the floor with the Memphis Sounds and Q's 2! I still stoke on Unitas being a Charger. And being crushed in a Monday nite game w/Unitas at QB in 73 when Fouts was a rookie. Harland Svare was the coach. We went like 3-11.  This is not my lot in life. If you say I'm fairweather Iam this year. Cuz I don't give an eff about baseball and niether does Tampa Bay. If a young team can win with no support in the AL East, um, steroids, I mean, c'mon. The Bolts with Brees at QB were picked consensus worst in the NFL for the 2004 season. They changed the whole outlook by the end of the season.

 You notice I don't much talk about stats and shit. Were solid. Merriman is crazy. The witch doctor #3 says its ok. I must sleep. This catfish catchin', general lee drivin career will some day come to an end. Cuz they'll be no catfish or gas!