Tuesday, December 28, 2004
Regrouping
Saturday, December 25, 2004
Holidaze merry
Monday, December 20, 2004
AFC Western Division Champions
Nobody out there in the real world would have predicted this. The Chargers clinched the AFC West, on the road, in the snow! I've only seen snow for a Charger game on Playstation 2. 18 degrees, wind chill 10 degrees. Whats a team to do? RUN! Brees had only 6 pass attempts the whole game. LT 111 yds, Chatman 48. I was deja vu ing, it so reminded me of the 1982 AFC Champonship against the Bengals. I give a big shout out to KC for putting Denver out to pasture. To the Raider fan who commented on my blog basically saying the Chargers suck and were going to head into one of their slides, and questioned my intelligence, looks like I'm Mensa material now and you can have your junior college team and January off! Again I stress, 10 yr anniversary of our 1994 Super Bowl appearance. Let's go get one, as good a shot as any AFC team. Granted, we beat an ailing Browns club...we pummeled them with brute force. The Chargers just don't do snow, its a rep they may shed in the playoffs. Next week we challenge the Colts. Colts: great offense, no defense. Chargers: good offense, adequate defense but with big play and turnover capability at any time. I factor in it in Indy and its close to a dead heat. Our superior defense gives us the edge I feel. Chargers win a close one hopefully. Our watering hole had 4 Charger fans and the Bloody Mary's were flowing so I broke my coffee promise. The Gate's reception sure got us hopping. I see the Steelers in our crystal ball, repeat 94 all over again. Maybe New England or Buffalo...or Jax? I'm a Charger fan and I'm talking about playoff scenarios, ain't it awesome. This is sweet. Maybe I will listen to William Hung's version of "We Are The Champions" so I can laugh at all of the doubters, and those who chose to insult me and my team. Yeah, right back at ya! OUT! PS As in SHUT OUT!
Monday, December 13, 2004
7
Friday, December 3, 2004
Charting new territory
Sunday, November 28, 2004
dos birds, uno stone
Monday, November 22, 2004
We Bageled the Raidahs
It wasn't pretty, but notch another W for the Chargers after the bye week. We were a little flat, but good teams win games like this. Bad ones lose them. That would be the Silver & Black & Blue. Boho long hair Gallery helped blow it for the Raiders after a TD was called back and Oakland had to settle for a field goal. How many holding penalties did he have? Three? Too bad. Brees jump pass pirouette on a 3rd down was awesome to watch. Gates is one of best tight ends in football now. LT busted out and ran roughshod over the Raiders. Dee was solid if unspectacular. Kept waiting for them to cause a big turnover, never came. We'll save that for the Chiefs. Where was my help from N'awhlens, they were crushed by the Broncos. Guess we'll have to beat them head to head. The sun has set on the Raider nations season. Boo hoo, were black and blue. Commitment to less than mediocrity, Al Davis' new motto. How does it feel Raiders to be in the role of "spoiler"? Sucks, don't it? Like baseballs sweep, we got out the brooms in Oakland. Is it worth dressing up like pirates for the rest of the season, cuz you'd be the sorriest group on the sea, striking no terror in anybody. Couldn't overtake an inflatable raft! Did those dressed like the "grim reaper" turn on each other? See you next yr Faiders!
Sunday, November 21, 2004
punter?
Usually I avoid a pre game blog on Sunday, but being up early and already sippin' some of Tennessee's finest.(not the Titans, whiskey baybee!) I always check the opponents web page before we play them. The Raider official site ran a whole page in game notes about the Raider punter and how good his average was, especially against San Diego. Is that all? Thats the Raider offense? Bring it. You'll have plenty of opps today to boost your average. GO CHARGERS!
Thursday, November 18, 2004
DOOM
Who's worried now? See the Raidahs in their house and were gonna be shitty guests! Military jargon says Oakland better "secure the perimeter". Get ready for "Hamburger Hill"! LT is healthier, as is Chatman and awesome speed demon Tim Dwight. Who's Oakland gonna throw at us? Kerry Collins? Bring Jim Plunkett out of retirement for this one, you'll have a better chance. Out of respect I will say this, this game a better Raiders performance most likely will happen after the last debacle versus the Bolts. Maybe you can hang on to lose by 14 to 17 pts. this time. I'm sure Thursday is Raider fans day to start drinking to get ready for this Sunday. And line up the compact w/silver and black paint and lipstick. Hair gel and blow dryer, hey, where are my spiked black rubber shoulder pads? The parking lot at the Oaktown Coliseum will look like the set of a horribly gone wrong S & M porno movie! After Oakland's loss to the Saints, I swear I saw Saints fans handing Oakland fans their old "Aints" era bags to put over their heads, kinda like passing the torch of loserdom. As a Charger fan I think this one is "in the bag", so to speak. We are going to let loose our own evil destructoid on you, unlock the chains, here comes Igor. Most Raider fans drink Keystone beer it seems, but not even Keystone can protect Raider fan from the bitter taste of this upcoming defeat!
Monday, November 8, 2004
Another W
Its great being a Charger fan now! Watching games expecting to win and not expecting to lose. Granted, we've just beatin' up on some losing teams and after the bye and Oakland it gets tougher. Who's to say we are not earning a little elite status so far this year? I drank a bit yesterday as I donned the vintage retro looking bolt tee shirt w/yellow trim. No Saints fans in the house, JR and I have a designated "Charger TV" now, although it was on some game that ran over so we missed the kickoff. No worries, the game was on soon enough and we already ahead 7-0! Playing w/a lead:priceless! Even w/out LT running at full speed we win. The Bolts are now multi-dimensional, the other team wonders? Where is it comin' from this time? Antonio Gates is all pro, no doubt. Highlights escape me, there were so many! Gotta say the fake punt on 4th and 1 snapped to Jesse Chatman for 22 yds to the Saints 31 was a gem. Two plays later All Star Antonio G hauls in a Brees pass from 12 yds out for the score. Brilliant. Also a patented Tim Dwight reverse worked for 48 yds, it always seems to work once a game whenever the Chargers try it, then never again the rest of the game. Give us some street cred yo! We are tied for 1st in the AFC West w/the Broncos, no major media predicted that at the beginning of the season. If your teams on our schedule, mark it down in the "B" column. Beaten, broken or bruised is whats comin' your way. Don't even try to run on us, pointless. Look out Raidahs, we will come in rested and easily "bust" out of your penitentery lookin' house. Halloween just ended and you can probably score some cheap make up to hide your skull under at 50% off! KC, you best bring your "A" game to the house in 3 weeks, we can do it at Arrowhead too! "When worst comes to worst, the Chargers come first!" Thats right, 9 games in and we are in 1st, "Can you hear me now?" "GOOD!"
Wednesday, November 3, 2004
Annihl Nation
OK, so this just wasn't a victory. It was a good old fashioned whippin' w/the ole willow switch, and the Raiders were the ones bent over! To all you aggressive, violent over the top Raider fans...you get what you deserve. I must admit as I roamed the parking lot on a mild warm day in San Diego at the Q, draining Pacificos and a few shots of Patron' Silver, it was mostly good natured fun between rival fans. Then there are the "nuthin' but a gee thang baybee" fans who threaten and intimidate. I dealt w/one of them later. Yours truly also broke up a brutal fight in the men's restroom, with authoritah' as "Cartman" would put it. Yes, the Halloween parade of skull and Darth costumes abounded, they were soon reduced to the stature of Jar Jar Binks, comedy relief and stuttering their words. I witnessed drunken beautiful young surfer girls do things with strategically shaped clown balloons to show their skills in the art of amour that would make Jenna Jameison blush, or at least join in! I had a great time and my kudos even to Raider fans, in my section they were congratulatory, most saying they would get us next time. It will be in 2 weeks or so in Oakland...and I seriously doubt it. The Amtrak train I took down from my home in Portland, Oregon had quite a few Raider fans on it and NO Charger fans, I took a little flak and heard boasts of imminent victory. The funny was, I rode back with almost all who were on the train when I went down, some saw me and said nothing...embarrassed. Most shook my hand and one even shot the breeze with me and bought the beer in the club car! To the game...what do I say? It was "Shock and Awe" from the beginning. My favorite highlight was Antonio Gates slam dunking the crossbar after a TD catch! Tim Dwight hauled in a beauty, 1 catch for the game, one TD. A nice kick return also. Too much to detail, it never stopped in this onslaught! This group is jelling and will only get better, I refuse to believe or even consider a Charger collapse this season. I feel we will own New Orleans next week, there will be no letdown. We have been in the games we lost till the end and should have beat Atlanta, alas we didn't get it done. But that was then and this is now, hey...wasn't that a song by my favorite 80's band "ABC"? I will return but I'm still super tired still from the laborious train ride back so I will post more later. GO SAN DIEGO SUPERRRRRR CHARGERSSSSSSSSS! 2004 we were pretty much picked by all media and publications to be el lasto, as the English Beat would say to the critics, "Wha 'Appen"?
Tuesday, November 2, 2004
Took the Nation to the Woodshed
Friday, October 29, 2004
NATION DOWN
The hour is upon me, the pilgrimage to the "Murph", or to gen Xers, "the Q". I will depart Portland Oregon this afternoon, where we are free thinkers and a blue state, just like he mighty Chargers! Was that corny cool or what? Haven't blogged about last weeks game, we won. UGLY. But we showed heart and the dee rawked like Warrant, er I mean IGGY POP. I'm taking the train for unspecified reasons and I will pass the Raider Correctional Facility (c'mon, you know it looks like a prison) at about 6am tomorrow. I will lay me Bolt hex on yur ass then and there. You want dedicated Charger fan, u got. I train back right after the game, happy hopefully from our crushing of the Raidahs. My prediction for the game is Like Clubber Lang to Rocky...PAIN! It will give all Raider rooters a boost that Iam cursed when it comes to seeing the Chargers live, haven't seen them win in person since 1995. But like the Red Sox, the curse will be over for me this upcoming Sunday. My "Oakland Sucks" shirt is in my backpack, I can't tell you what it says on the back, ok I will hint: "...and Al Davis swal...! Do the math. I will see many Raider photo opps, u know the guys, Darth Vader, the pirate, the road warrior. Its like "Halloween Pt. 47" for me. They prissy up for a game like a girl. Like the "Village People" but everyone is dressed the same! And Iam gonna drink like a fish and maintain my cool. Most is good natured ribbing between fans, but some are ugly. Last Bolt/Raider game was like Custer's Last Stand getting out. Saw SUV's plowing into one another like bumper cars! I will add more on my journey as I go hopefully. Raiders, the blue hand of doom is upon you!
Monday, October 18, 2004
Not whining...but...
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Jag Flogging
Powder Blues baybee. This week I'll make it short and sweet. I will admit I was holding my breath and starting to think of ways to lose, Charger style when the dee ended it for JAX breaking up close to a TD pass in the end zone. I pictured a JAX onside kick and recovery and well, those days are over! You know how we Bolt fans can get after years of abuse. Jessee who? Jessee Chatham boyee! Hows about a one two punch in the backfield? Literally the SD offense chewed and spat out quick TD or fg drives and took advantage of the turnovers! Dee was in pursuit, mass pressure on Lefty and finally some sacks. And that cool INT where Lefty overthrew right to our man for a good return also and I believe a TD on the ensuing drive. We have proven we are a whole new, hungry team with mass confidence when we score out of the gate. But I guess the critics say any team plays better with a 21-0 lead! But this is the Chargers remember? As for next week, Wade Phillips gives Chargers mass inside info on the Falcons on how to defense them and offense them. I'm thinking Vick will struggle with the West Coast offense again. LT and new weapon Chatham will keep Atlanta honest, while Gates gets open and does damage also. Still looking for that breakout game by any Charger WR's, it is needed and would add a whole new dimension to what could be a most potent new found Bolt offense. Brees is a born again bad ass who has some swagger, he sure looks confident. Its fun to watch, and its nice to not lose! We are playing to win, not holding on. Still need to just go for the throat and end a game decisevly. Even though we were ahead in score at the end, JAX ate us up and made it mildly scary in the 2nd half. Look out Falcons, a new team is on the horizon, and you get to playem in your house. Were lettin' loose our bulls in your china shop! I also must say, from a GQ/Vanity fair tip, the old uni's are the sharpest in the league. We finally did the colors justice after dishonoring them a few yrs back against the Jets. Keep it up Blue, you have a loyal following here in Portland, OR. We have taken over a corner in a bar here and we are by far the most vocal, people don't get it. The TVs have gone from a 13' B & W tv the 1st week to the Jumbo tron screen last week, we are gaining respect in the size of the screens we play on. Look out everybody, we could be real!
Tuesday, October 5, 2004
Charger DOMI NATION
Monday, September 20, 2004
Reality Bites
Monday, September 13, 2004
Texas 2 Step
Tuesday, September 7, 2004
season opener
Saturday, August 28, 2004
its only pre
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
A Rivers Runs Through It
Nothing personal Philip, but $40.5 million for an untested qb that may be on the bench 2 to 3 yrs. Brees looks good, but we have seen this before. The defense played spectacularly against the Cardinals...this is a good thing. Capitalizing on turnovers was something the Chargers missed sorely last year. Or even producing them. Lookout Raidahs, here come the Chargers. That goes for the Chiefs, Broncos too!