DOOM

Who's worried now? See the Raidahs in their house and were gonna be shitty guests! Military jargon says Oakland better "secure the perimeter". Get ready for "Hamburger Hill"! LT is healthier, as is Chatman and awesome speed demon Tim Dwight. Who's Oakland gonna throw at us? Kerry Collins? Bring Jim Plunkett out of retirement for this one, you'll have a better chance. Out of respect I will say this, this game a better Raiders performance most likely will happen after the last debacle versus the Bolts. Maybe you can hang on to lose by 14 to 17 pts. this time. I'm sure Thursday is Raider fans day to start drinking to get ready for this Sunday. And line up the compact w/silver and black paint and lipstick. Hair gel and blow dryer, hey, where are my spiked black rubber shoulder pads? The parking lot at the Oaktown Coliseum will look like the set of a horribly gone wrong S & M porno movie! After Oakland's loss to the Saints, I swear I saw Saints fans handing Oakland fans their old "Aints" era bags to put over their heads, kinda like passing the torch of loserdom. As a Charger fan I think this one is "in the bag", so to speak. We are going to let loose our own evil destructoid on you, unlock the chains, here comes Igor. Most Raider fans drink Keystone beer it seems, but not even Keystone can protect Raider fan from the bitter taste of this upcoming defeat!