Monday, December 5, 2005

Not My Curb

  Sport daze like this are few and far between for mid 40'd totally cool dudes Oakland Raiders quarterback Kerry Collins is sacked for an 11-yard loss by DeQuincy Scott.like me. Today I broke free of the Raider chains...hallelujah. Its freakin' mundane. I can count. Yes, I will have my 3rd shot by halftime and feel SECURE! I humbly accept what you want to put up M77, make it good. Your welcome to print what I would have had to tolerate if I would have lost! Hey Bud...you brought the deal to the table, and wrote it. Make good.

  But can I tell you and Tude what you, I, and everyone heard in America  tonight? No matter what the score. The f*ckin' loudest helmet cracks and hits I have seen all year! All I'm giving you Raiderette bloggers. The GAME CRACK' D!

  And I think my score call was tight! Hey...you can be wrong and win, in fantasy. I root for MY players...no exceptions or distractions. It is the lamest when your celebrating your teams stomp and someone says, "He's like...so on my team!" If I played fantasy my starting team would be the Chargers. 

  But Iam resistant to new technology.  I still think LP's have personality and if its on cassette...well? By the middle of the 3rd quarter I was talking to a fellow Charger fan, Joe...about a Gary Numan concert we found out we both attended simultaneously many years before long before we met each other. The Santa Monica Civic. "Our Friends Electric" came up before "Cars". We had another shot...laughed at the Paul Rodger's Queen Reunion...Bohemian Rhapsody's best line "Thunderbolts & Lightning...Very, Very Frightening" Oh yeah, and the whole time the Chargers were kickin' ass. I KNEW we were going to win mid 3rd quarter.

  Yes, wine, liquor and maybe even one woman were in on this night of fantasia. And the supposed juggle of Gates that turned out to be another Marty challenge, won by the Bolts. We got hi % when it comes to challenges so when a red flag drops...trust SD is right like 90% of the time. This is the beginning. Were back in the fold, a cake walk. Kerry crush fest. Raider dee porous as pumice, and softer than hummus. Who said I ain't got rhymin' skills?


Antonio Gates juggles but pulls in a 6-yard touchdown.

  And the MNF graphics for this game were a trip. I'm thinkin' someone dropped some tabs of acid. Like the dude who made "Gumby" cartoons, what the hell was he on? But one cool note on the broadcast. Highlighting the BEST blocking fullback in pro football, Lorenzo Neal. He was chin up busting Raider ass all night! Creates the openings that go to the highlight reel. He should be all pro. Block man...built like "the Thing". My hats off to the backfield trench man, I KNOW LT loves ya. More coming...

 

 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

well I'm glad you didn't have to go home alone. I'm sure Joe was good company that night! I see where the name Trickage comes from:P Anyhow, I didn't even wait for the game to be over before I was posting what I said I would post. I hope you saw that. Dude, hands down, you guys busted us up real nice. Our Quarterback is inept. He's so damn inconsistent. In the first half, it looked like it was a gamer, in the second half, it was just as I thought it would be. Good news is Collins is gone next season. I honestly think you've got the top team in the toughest division in football. If you somehow fail to make the playoffs, it'll be a tragedy. I think you might just be the team to run with the Colts...only problem is your secondary. There you'll have to contend with Manning and Harrison. Anyhow, It's posted, the bet is paid, oh, if you get a chance, check out my article at ww.thedailyaztec.com

Anonymous said...

GO COLTS         GO COLTS