Not Inspired Yet

 Yeah, sites on fire i can tell. Week 1 was weak. How about those Rays 2 night? Boo ya! Tampa Bay, mLB but cool. Should I sweat it. Same old shit. I'll face it. I'm too busy trying to set up up a Nugent/Palin bill at the Natural Resources Kill Fest. And keep that baby, just like me. Don't be fooled. If you ride quads and break bottles and shoot stuff, you love nature! Bridge to nowhere is everywhere. Notice the date, 9/11. Where is the hype? Republicans hijacked a word...change. And a puppet, who is perceived as ur neighbor and friend. Just like you. If she is like you then fuck you. The mayor of Hooterville is a step away. I'll quit with the p tix, but it's more important to me right now! Were going to the Bowl regardless.

 We have no bloggers anymore. Who will update this site? This was a cool site. This is censorship at its best. Started independent. Where is Jamie, checkin' in, lending his support? We are officially ghosts with Jets boy gone who used to update the site. Not Fade Away Buddy Holly said, and I won't. But it is getting pointless. The mediocre rise. And let them. This new USA rewards lemmings. OH.  You see a Charger game last week? Merriman, nice ploy.

 Nothing to say, underwhelming. Crappy game. We come out of the gate like leper con. Con you into believing we'll kick ass, but open like a dove. Cracked out of the sky by a wimpy .410 guage with no time to play. Oh, we can do it again, start shitty and rally late. Unacceptable! Kick ass. Weddle, you got faced by Dante, face it. We'll be fine.

 Like that Alien claw crab thingy, I have returned. And from within without you gonna take your football soul and dignity. There comes a time. When it needs to be done for a nation and a soul. I'm gonna leave out the Cessna Grizzly huntin' McCain VP nommiez in this blog. DING! Hang on, let me get my baby out of the microwave.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk@@@  my cat did the k's and the @'s just now. keyboard skippin'. Gin blossomed Rick Nieuheisel does have a magical coaching crank that makes peeps win! Freakin' USFL San Antonio Gunslingers QB! Get ready for the PAC 10 UCLA!

 Before I start for this season I want to say this. You, me and all the I's that say you are...true fans. I don't give a fuck, jump on the bandwagon. I'm rootin' for the Rays cuz i got a powder blue tee with TB on it and I believe. No. Not in the Rays newfound success. But I do believe in worst to 1st. The Chargers started this transformation from nowhere in 2004. The 1st game of the transformation was on the road against the Texans. I respect the Rays, and will root for them over all. Alas, this has been my problem in life. My losers come out to be winners, eventually.

 I was into the ABA when all other kids were into the boring NBA. I was in the World Team Tennis (whoop de doo) Jr. League and  (ha ha) got to be a ball boy which was rather cool. I was into the Chargers as a kid in the OC when all those losers were into the Rams, the LA Rams. I give the Rams a cool for 1979 though. Almost got those steroid all dead Steelers. But my stock for sports is basically, to be honest...a loveable loser. Yes, a team I have loved has been a Champion, the Seattle Sonics of 79. But they are no more. A cruel twist of fate. I was, at 8 yrs old, a huge fan of the Seattle Pilots. Go Brewers! My Pilots. Went to many a game at Sick's. It's a Lowe's now.

 People called me 2nd rate, my own father and family. For the teams I loved. We have no sports tradition in my family. I started it in 1968 or so. But I saw Dr. J dunk in San Diego in front of 500 announced as 10,000, pretty much! And I warmed up on the floor with the Memphis Sounds and Q's 2! I still stoke on Unitas being a Charger. And being crushed in a Monday nite game w/Unitas at QB in 73 when Fouts was a rookie. Harland Svare was the coach. We went like 3-11.  This is not my lot in life. If you say I'm fairweather Iam this year. Cuz I don't give an eff about baseball and niether does Tampa Bay. If a young team can win with no support in the AL East, um, steroids, I mean, c'mon. The Bolts with Brees at QB were picked consensus worst in the NFL for the 2004 season. They changed the whole outlook by the end of the season.

 You notice I don't much talk about stats and shit. Were solid. Merriman is crazy. The witch doctor #3 says its ok. I must sleep. This catfish catchin', general lee drivin career will some day come to an end. Cuz they'll be no catfish or gas!

Need A World First

 I wait. I don't care. You ever played on a level high? Preseason is lame. LT hasen't taken a snap in pre in...um...4ever! I'm tilting an Asahi, made in Canada? Black helicopters float over Portland, armed. Ironic they circled Fubon! They will save us like New Orleans! Rising up on highrises, looking in windows, no warning. Your new America. What if you shot back? An exercise for what? I'm a citizen. If one goes down hovering while we live our lives...what for? I know nobody is coming. Pull urself up by ur boot straps and stuff. CHARGERS! Can we get some medical?

 I can be all political now because you should be. Don't take this lightly. These words i type now are what got us removed from the mainstream a few years back. Someone offered, like 9/11 what could have been the 1st blogs. We were for free. We wrote about football like the way we felt. OH. Is there a WE anymore? It was my 1st step on and squish me. The year before my team was good. Fuck all of you who think otherwise. It was the beginning. Once you get paid, its over. I speak for true freedom. Least the simple one I know. You know right? Plymouth Grand Voyager 1997 drivin, tinted. You all don't deal with the cops. I do...as a food vendor. Independent. To watch people get shitty cuz your a pro and they don't know. You never know who your authority is till you sell food on the street. They come from everywhere.

 I've needed prostate surgery since I was diagnosed in 2001. I take herbs and I pee. I work 6 days a week. And all my money goes to fix me. I used to work for 50 weeks out of 52 for some pretend time to do it again. Welcome to Club Med!

 For free f n get it! There are no Dems. There are no Reps. I propose a totally unrealistic boycott Wal Mart Day!

Chargers 2008-9

Lead page lookin' good on skin bloggers 4 my championship year thank you. Are you voting? Remember what happened here. A place where we were invited to blog 4 aol, and then were ceremoniously excused for Fanhouse. Where is that dickhead that passed us by? Your Skins and Nats suck. But I'm gonna blog. Censorship dickweeds. Join the McCain same losers. And your young and have fallen. Yes, I remain angry. Your country, your sports.

No Arrogance...Reality

 Workin hard in the summer so I can like, work hard in the winter. I'll be checkin' in or you will be. Vote for the WORLD. Since I can be tapped, and nothing to find, spend alot to keep me rich. Oh, I'm speaking of George. I measure my dollar from the day we entered into a war and I was in Canada to see Supergrass. Show was canceled. That day, my dollar in Canada was worth almost double the loon. I WAS in Canada in 2002 and our money ruled. I saw a sign on the Commodore Ballroom saying Supergrass was canceled that night. Supergrass didn't play in Vancouver and the story goes they were snowed in at Denver. NOT! An American dollar was true, and guaranteed. I saw that day in another country. And I lived in Blaine WA on the border. Wanna see inept? I was a walk by man on the street in front of CBC the next day. I could walk the train tracks to White Rock any day I wanted after 9-11. But one day i read the paper at Peace Arch Park and 4 Border patrols surrounded me at my own house! On a supposed call from whoever who said i was acting suspiciously, as i read the paper on a park bench. this was WAY back when and its the same now. but worse. IAM an American. Leave me alone and don't protect me from myself. Take ur seat belt law and sh...ok I'll be civil. And take that non lethal taser with you.

 Cops enforce health laws now and money. I have had a cop in blue, on a beach, enforcing game laws. Clams. No knowledge of the law, no right to enforce. He made me and a friend dance. The funniest was "throwing" the clams back. A law he made up. He made us "skip" the clams as not to hurt them. Searched us up and down. You stupid cop. The pot was stashed in a log 40 ft away. The pot we were to cook the clams in of course.

 Don't give up your rights. The Olympics are in Bei...er...I mean Peking. China. Peace kids, Chargers are gonna win one b4 I die. Polar bears that survive and make it to Greenland are shot on the shore cuz they are not a native specie. Since when did we become indigenous?  Read my posts GWB. If you could. I mix politics n sports cuz its all about $$ and favoritism. Go Chargers.

in the UK It Would Be a Shedule.

Before anything starts...again. Your presented with a challenge. I'll bang your head at any game. Ask. But it never happens. Why? Cuz we all get old...and some peeps care. I know the schedule. As the economy kills my life, I have the Chargers. All you out there is fuckin' crazy if you think your safe. Take a bike ride. Before you all eat your next McD whatever. My life is struggling to feed you grain. We have it here. But WAR rules us all. I'm seeing a championship in MY lifetime. And Planet lifetime also.

 If i could only tell you how my staples have been escalated. It's a plan, lest you wanna go big. Kill animals and rape land. Tax day. What you paying for? I hope all your family is safe. I'm just an undeserving hard luck case who needs medical help, but pride dictates I don't beg or go into debt. I deserve it for being poor. I don't feel I'm poor, but the USA reminds me...Iam.

 I WILL tell all doubting mfer's, NE or otherwise. People get ready...we winnin' one. I stoke on ESPN calling bloggers stupid. Everytime I  break, I get squashed. I've been around. I live the "never win". The stories I could tell and do you stupid self entitled losers. I paint it now. Like Daft and Kanye...thats how much I'm up on ya! And when we get...you'll be talkin past. Chargers...drink...oh wait...yeah...do it!

Eat Crow Arrogant Crybaby!

 Ok, so I'm a Pat hater. I'm just gonna say this: 4th & 13 bitches! As a Charger fan on the losing end of two painful playoff games to the eventual champions I relish in this throne toppling. I saw the Pats brazenly going for it early on a 4th and 13. I have seen this. We did this to them in the divisional at home a few years back. 4th and 12 late. We intercepted. Machine terminated! Then fumbled on the return! As Bill Paxton proclaimed in Aliens, "That's it man, game over!" Or the little boomerang boy in Road Warrior. "DAD! DAD! were dead meat...uh oh...I think were all dead meat!" And every time it's the Pats, the air of arrogant expectancy of them succeeding was always in the air. And usually it happened.

Take that Pope! Cry, Cry, Cry. Here is a beer bong full of cod liver oil Chowderheads!

 Not last night. Thank god. Saved from Chowderhead gin blossom cheeked taunts for a year. And the 1972 Dolphin crew puffin' stogies and Mercury Morris knowing he'll be relevant every now and again. NE won more games in a row, but the machine was a fragile flower that wilted in the upset dome of doom. And Bellichick's lemon sucking sour puss expression turning to a Sinead O'Conner tear in the end. But Sinead was the Giants and the Pats literally were the photo of the Pope. Gods of football. Laying in tattered shreds on the floor, ripped apart. Confetti falling on their heads but not for them. A celebration for all Pat haters. The machine will always be figured out by the human. But many lives will be lost on the journey to utterly defeat the evil dynasty. Porkins didn't get shot down, he did a 3 point roll, avoided all enemy fire, stayed on target, and took out the Death Star! Skywalker was just covering from behind. And back at the Force airport? Solo gets rejected and Leia gives it up porno style to Pilot Porkins! The ugly got all the breaks, luck, and big plays. The defense sparkled. This entry has begun with more cliche, well worn pop culture than a Shrek movie. But the cliche of NE always gettin' the big prize is done. A blemish. A big fat NE blemish. Wait, a yellow white head, ripe for popping. POP! Will this beat down ever end? No. It's all so warm and fuzzy.

 And Bill B's face.Priceless sore loser. Must spy harder, does not compute, does not compute. I hope some unfortunate soul who has a voice box, but is a Giant fan, turns his speaker to 11 and yells in your ear at the Olive Garden your dining at"WAAAAH!"


Everyone forgets this picture. No, it is not a "gay" moment between one football genius and one genius cheater.
It is football mafioso don aka "The Plate Full" Parcells giving Bellichick the kiss of death ala cousin Fredo. Mom then died and the hitman killed Fredo fishing. Yeah! The Gorton's fisherman is dead! Have fun in concrete shoes in da East River Pats. No matter how many you win,
this will sting like iodine on an open cut, every moment next season and for dare I say...eternity?. I was lying about the kiss of death, it really was a gay moment! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! Swim with da fishes Pats! Seau gets a life raft though.

Eli has his moment in the sun.

Brady, on the run. Sacked 5 times and pressured numerous times. 9 pressures & more! Strahan has the power.

THE CATCH! David Tyree who power clutches it over x Charger Harrison.
This is the "moment" that helped propel the Giants on 2008's Super Bowl
version of "The Drive"
Who ever thought it would be the G Men doing it? Love it.

This was sposed to be the Hoody. He is drinkin' at TGIF's. HA HA!

The Tom Cruise of the NFL in a rare moment. One word says it all smug
New Englanders ,"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Yes, it is now a word
in the Pat dictionary. Chants of "We're #2! We're #2!" fill the Northeast. How fitting. A gourmet
season, 17 courses. And for dessert, a giant poop sundae! Quote Tom,"We're only gonna score 17
points? HA!HA!HA!HA!"Who's laughing now, Sir Smug? Yo Plaxico!

Ok, here is a bridge you can jump off Chowds. Notice counseling is available.  Call after you jump, ok?




This is after all, a Charger blog. Next year I'll be writing the winning entry. Just you wait and see. Keep the Faith Powds. West Coast SD WILL represent next season.