Rock N Roll Damnation

 For the Bolts about to Rock...FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEEEE! We salute you! Make the most of today Bolt Heads, these don't come around often. This the the cheerleading blog for sure. RAH RAH RAH! Bust out the raccoon coat and pennant! 23 skee doo! That's way old skool, look it up. Prohibition era. Welcome to the new prohibition. Prohibiting the Pats from reaching the Bowl. Smashing them like Carrie Nation smashed kegs and bottles. Oh, I'm a historian a bit.

 So Megadeth's "Symphony of Destruction" plays in my head with Pats heads a rollin'! But it could be played and done to either side. And more people are Dave Mustaine like in NE. Pale. Bitchy. Red Sox Syndrome. Double speak spinning circles to no where. Like a Bellechick interview. Maybe that robot will show some emotion today. Robot Norv busted out last week, and showed mad emotion. You would to if your DB was called for defensive holding on a 90 yd TD runback, after HE was thrown to the ground! I'm sure we are gonna also have to be beating the ref's again and the league referendum and hidden agenda to have a GB/NE Super Bowl. Don't think it ain't so. If your a Pat fan you wouldn't know this cuz your the Micheal Jordan of the NFL. You get all the calls. Yeah, I'm sour grapin' and yearning for a ring for my beloved Bolts.

 OK, I'm done. Let me check the oven...New England is still getting baked and the timer is broken. The souffle' has collapsed. The cake dropped. The frozen pizza you put in is now a hockey puck you drunk! Be the hockey puck NE, be the puck. I would also like to say I have written two winning playoff blogs in 2007-8, and I approve this message if it's three! The dee takes us to the Bowl? Stranger things have happened. BOLTS...Live it...breathe it...don't snort it! Today we levitate like Tibetan monks and cut off limbs like Uma. Charger Jesus, today is the day to quit waiting for gifts and get the f*ck out of that dusty manger! Part that Blue Sea. Do that struck by lightning thing. A butterfly flapped it's wings in San Diego and...

 LATE UPDATE: We have not been in the Super Bowl in 13 years I just heard. Another intangible. My lucky #. I was born 3/13/61. Wow! I so know if I wear all this 8 game winning streak stuff that isn't washed. Since 8 games ago. BOOM! I'm CRAY ZEEEEEEE about 13. Turnover town...who is gonna do it? I'm out. On da bus! Claudia's baybee. Mecca in Portland. We gonna do it...