Sunday, January 13, 2008

DAY OF THE LIVING DEAD

 I just woke up. Yeah. I drank. Watched the 2nd string. It's 7:55am PST. Did it happen? Yes. And Jenna really did give you that BJ. You weren't dreaming. Heartbreakers coming to Chowder Mass. With payback in mind. I'll talk some now with this pleasurable hangover. Fuck all you doubters, me included. I saw some heart. Our stars smilin' whilst the 2nd peeps stepped in and missed...not a beat. Yeah, we walked into another dynasty in 94, this one is Godzilla like. But SD knows how to break a heart. Cept this time it's gonna be yours...not ours.

 The conveyer belt is comin' with my sushi, and sake'. Oh, later that will be. Greenpeace also kicked Japan's ass yesterday. When are we all gonna respect? When they tell you your gonna die, that's when. That Grape Nuts dude was eatin' pine cones back in 73. I challenge you to eat vegetarian 1 day a week. Or eat a KFC beakless chicken, altered for your taste 5 times a week. HA! I'm gonna wake up now with a little breakfast and a Bloody Mary. I don't do this often. But I don't work Mondays and my team is in the AFC Championship, against more supposed insurmountable. Yeah, after 46 years of doing this, I get another chance. Like me or any in our "Charger Nation" got anything to lose. All we got to do is gain. I saw lion hearts yesterday, cliche...huh? I knew it. Not that we would win. Just that we would rip that gazelle, like lion's do. No, not the Detroit kind. I like the Red Wing better. I get to at least watch football and care in January. And you? I'm gonna short bask in glory...with a celery stick Mary, and some kind of omelette that someone else makes. On a Monday. Have fun at work hungover Indy fans. BOOOO YA! We gotcha!

 Oh, and I'm not even gonna get into the officiating. A killer Charger moment was stolen from us at the end of the 2nd half. Till I come back, less I decide to bring the laptop, we will discuss the many moments where we were ripped off and Peyton got another chance. Only to be denied. But more help kept coming. It's like an election, win big or the fix is in. Like guarding Micheal Jordan, yeah, you fouled him. Those ref honks watch too much TV. You also tried to beat us officials. You dint.

 Oh, it was 7:55 pm, damn that Bloody Mary is due, in 12 hours!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So are they going to win this one for Fouts, Muncie, the Little Train, Jefferson, Joiner, Winslow, Louie Kelcher, Big Hands, Fred Dean and Don Goode?

OR

Hadl, Alworth, Lincoln, Lowe and Mix?

If only you had Sid Gilman on the sidelines!