Friday, September 26, 2008

Blog Truth, Bolt Never Surrender

 Did you see it and are NOT stupid? I choose to be silent and hold the secret. And perpetuate misery for not talkin' to each other. Where I came from...you threw down. No talk. We are a nation. Sit down and YES...give the media up to crazy. Americans will make their mind.

 On to football. We won last week. OSU...no not the Ohio State, beat SC...again. SC will now crush everybody. Oh, we beat the Jets. Sorry to mix college wit pro. But u all gotta love it right?

 Hey...the Chargers won a game against a clean shaven Favre. You bitch, grow the beard and let your outdoor Sarah Palin make up artists fake it for you ya big pussy! Your a prima donna destined for doom in the stadium the Giants rent to you! Or whoever owns the Jets, couldn't tell ya. He invented Joust or Burgertime right? Or Pong.

 Here is a debate for you and the reason I will never be a "pro" blogger. I believe in a woman's right to choose. And the Chargers to win every game. Niether has ever happened and you might find it distasteful I make this comparison. COOL. I'm a dude. Who is biased for his cause beyond his team. I went to SD Quistador games, ABA, mutha effah. 500 peeps. Average. 1973-5. Dr. J soaring. I truly believe the ABA was robbed by the NBA. I saw afros close up that would make you think Artis was 7'9". He was 7'2". The fro COUNTED!

 I'm now 47 yrs old. My step gramps from south side Shy Town who is now 87. He reminds me of me. The White Sox won in 05. He told me on the phone he could die peacefully. Chargers? You listenin?

 No need to talk about the last game. I'm arrogant like Bush. You know whats coming. At least 11 wins. But no big. We need to suck 1st. We always do. Stewie...more vodka!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Banks Fail. Chargers Have Time.

 I'm trying to compose myself. I'm bailing out an insurance company. And I need surgery and can't get it? Dead bodies floatin', how disrespectful to say that, huh? In the Gulf. And as a Charger fan I got smoked by Hochuli last week. Here is the difference. Yeah. It sucks to be me and a Charger fan. H manned up. Yeah, it takes me a week to get over it too. To Tell The Truth was an old game show where you tried to tell peeps occupations by their appearence. It was Tom Foolery and semi raciast. But it was real. Ed H you are excused for being human and telling the truth. yeah, the Bolts take an L. I know the Chargers will man up too. Unlike our current politicians who lie 4 ever. I've made a mistake, have you? But the media replay killed you Ed, and you didn't even wait. U admitted. Thank you. Honesty has been forgotten in this world. I'm finding this hard to say...but thanks ED. For real, we only gonna be better. Ed, if your money is in WaMu or Wachovia, get it out. My $3 is out. Hochuli WAS wrong. At a CRITICAL time. He admitted he blew. Would you? I don't hate you H. Life puts us in semi hell at times. Shit. Maybe Iam mad...nah. We'll be puttin' the Jets into the Land of the Lost this Monday. My name is Al and I approve this message. I'm gonna go throw up now! Ed...you are forgiven!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I See Dead People...

 I thought I'd go all crazy. No need. We are gonna pummel. Even with our so called "suspect" defense. The schedule will haunt you. Rooby Rooby Rooooo! Another stolen and packaged. Why did they not make a "Groovie Ghoulies" movie? Sproles is Ronnie Harmon deluxe. Read my past.

 I saw the Bolts get "good" with Stan with a no big deal trade. When all you have is underdog history...you'll be the dog. 0-2 and the crew gonna do you! Hey Big Blue, I didn't believe. But belief will come. D will shore up. But SD ain't NYC. Since all stupid m effers think SD is a buncha less than what you got! We gonna get. YOU.  I'm going crazy. Vote for ur own best interest. I need medical, and we won't be broke. Spend on the war. Hey,,,before I leave. Constanza...the Bolts will thrash you. Oh, u bailed to to the life. While we burn as Sarah Palin reminds you of 9/11 I know I never compromised. Not for my team, or in my written word, to get ahead. When you write the way i do there is no ahead. You got 1 player George. And your shit was always kinda weak. Iam the remnants of success, who started it. I signed up. I lived there. I live here.

 As we approach an election in this year, Pigskin Bloggers started in 04. An idea jumped on by AOL. We did it for free. Check Fanhouse. I can say I think you suck. The change is made when you accept money. Would I? Yes. But the best writers on Skin BLG never had a chance. Holy shit, the Hawk dude was a military threatener. And he was awesome! You, if you even see this, this is your future. Write about stats and your playahs that get in trouble. AOL has plummeted since then. This site was popular. See even the media will move on, if you accept to see your own demise.

 Keep your integrity in life. I own my own business and stupid fucks like you need to be protected? Get on a train. I fight for my rights. If i called u a stupid fuck and ur offended, REALIZE. Oh yeah also...ur kiddin' urself. Like I said, laws and demotions are always are always after the fact with the Bolts. Hey Stanza I say this, your the same. You move on without a whimper. You write weak. See you next week while we explode on Mon nite. I'll take ur ass to ground zero with Sarah Palin. She'll never know what I know. But she and Palin JR , McCain can see Alaska crack nation. It's so tough now to be real. I'll never get an offer, even though I'm the best athlete. Speak of team, make no drug or you lie references. And fuck the Redskins. Where are you Jamie? I don't have cable so if you got anywhere, let me know. You suck. You would lobby for McCain and palin. But your in DC hell. Where everything sucks. Cool. This is Pigskin Bloggers now.

Monday, September 15, 2008

We Have Replay...Right?

  Vote for John McCain. We here in SD can't even show the truth. Oh, except for Cutler's weak ass in your face fumble! Hey stupid fuck who blew the whistle. Was i drunk or did you review the play to say you blew the whistle? you almost got one Denver (bow, m effer) fan killed  who kept turning around and saying they earned it. San Diego is in the games that MAKE laws! Always at our expense. Oh, did I mention the replay equipment breakdown for the strip, supposedly, for a score by CHIMP Bailey. Chambers WAS down.

 Iam old, strong and a liberal. Was Sarah Palin on the whistle? Then decided to change things up? Bridge to NOOOOO Where! Yes, I'm bent. Remember the Holy Roller? Cutler was the Dave Krieg white boy small hand fumble. Little white boy refs who can't even hold a ball, call for the Krieg! Seee u in SD pussy boyz! I swear I'd hand the ball fuckin' back and ask for forgivness. Yeah, no titles, fightin' like Palin...seeing it all from the helicopter...but the bolt action she brought for sport, suddenly became an Uzi. The helicopter killed the sport. As did the gun, the 4 runner, and so on. Field and Extreme.

 I never (look up my past) dwell for long on calls. But when you can see it all and somehow it all comes out different. Un...fuckin' canny! Like voters at the polls, I guess, WAIT...I know, show up in masses. Before I dwell more on the sickness that has to make the Bolts win big or not win. And find themselves. Sproles has found himself.

 I walked in on 24-10 in the 2nd quarter cuz i had to sell falafel. If there is a Denver mafia, it's fuckin' H Salt fish n chips. Shakey's pizza. Was a was, that never will be and your fuckin game don't matter to me! But you had enough today. Did u stripes converse during replay and reminisce about your stay at the Motel 6? And who did bring the lube? I guess old SD was the unwilling catcher again!

 Yeah, LT was down. Worry. We are 0-2. Carolina BEAT us. Denver was gifted. On all big occassions. Like I said horse snuffers, been there. Ask around. I met Elway in a personal family (not mine) thing at a house in like 83. He was cool. Oh, the stories I could tell. I lived w/ Lisa G while her mom lived with Robin M, world record holder in like 1959 of the some kind of stroke. His son was Rob Moore, a nice guy. Rex and Robin...bite me. Notre Dame-SC 1984, rained like hell. Hiawatha Jones kicked SC's ass. I mighta been a tennis player then. SEE...I'm going crazy! Trying to find a thread that will make me being a Charger somehow relevant.

 NCAA division whatever will cure your ills? I saw crooked before it became vougue. The only drug I was never tested for and did was weed. I saw the 1st zit faced behemoths with anger that came into being. Like 1975. Matt S. Coulda, Shoulda, Woulda. Given to him by "Dazed and Confused" coaches. His aggression was legendary. Toward me. And many others. He would be an "enhanced" kid now. I think Matt S. was one of the 1st experiments. He was "Tango & Cash" wrapped into one. Cept if T and C were 13 and on steroids. And didn't have guns or a driver's lisence, oh...and weren't LAPD! Like Zeppelin...I RAMBLE ON!

 I'm gonna close as I go slowly and slightly caaaa raayzzzzeeee this homegrown cool says, they can cheats ya but if it's in a league, youse can drop em lates! Hey H zay, thanks 4 reading. Keep it Blue, somewhat powdery and bolty. Lose the grey! GIANTS! CHARGERS! The best of the pig...skin...bloggers. I never quit. Nye do u. The Stones tell me Satisfaction will come my way. Like MC on the ball peen Hammer. We gots to pray just to make it today. U want a recap with yards and plays? That is not what was up! Denvver, I use to V's cuz your double pansies. Does that mean you go into all fights like tap boxing scoring in the Olympics? Yeah, pretty much. I'll throw some ur way and put up protection like Joe Frazier, but rock your world...at least once. Hey Joe...Charger fighter, 5'9", can we do it again? Or once, like you? Hey Joe, I love ya. We need a once and its early. We lost the early rounds but look out Joe, we gonna KO some peeps!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Not Inspired Yet

 Yeah, sites on fire i can tell. Week 1 was weak. How about those Rays 2 night? Boo ya! Tampa Bay, mLB but cool. Should I sweat it. Same old shit. I'll face it. I'm too busy trying to set up up a Nugent/Palin bill at the Natural Resources Kill Fest. And keep that baby, just like me. Don't be fooled. If you ride quads and break bottles and shoot stuff, you love nature! Bridge to nowhere is everywhere. Notice the date, 9/11. Where is the hype? Republicans hijacked a word...change. And a puppet, who is perceived as ur neighbor and friend. Just like you. If she is like you then fuck you. The mayor of Hooterville is a step away. I'll quit with the p tix, but it's more important to me right now! Were going to the Bowl regardless.

 We have no bloggers anymore. Who will update this site? This was a cool site. This is censorship at its best. Started independent. Where is Jamie, checkin' in, lending his support? We are officially ghosts with Jets boy gone who used to update the site. Not Fade Away Buddy Holly said, and I won't. But it is getting pointless. The mediocre rise. And let them. This new USA rewards lemmings. OH.  You see a Charger game last week? Merriman, nice ploy.

 Nothing to say, underwhelming. Crappy game. We come out of the gate like leper con. Con you into believing we'll kick ass, but open like a dove. Cracked out of the sky by a wimpy .410 guage with no time to play. Oh, we can do it again, start shitty and rally late. Unacceptable! Kick ass. Weddle, you got faced by Dante, face it. We'll be fine.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

 Like that Alien claw crab thingy, I have returned. And from within without you gonna take your football soul and dignity. There comes a time. When it needs to be done for a nation and a soul. I'm gonna leave out the Cessna Grizzly huntin' McCain VP nommiez in this blog. DING! Hang on, let me get my baby out of the microwave.kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk@@@  my cat did the k's and the @'s just now. keyboard skippin'. Gin blossomed Rick Nieuheisel does have a magical coaching crank that makes peeps win! Freakin' USFL San Antonio Gunslingers QB! Get ready for the PAC 10 UCLA!

 Before I start for this season I want to say this. You, me and all the I's that say you are...true fans. I don't give a fuck, jump on the bandwagon. I'm rootin' for the Rays cuz i got a powder blue tee with TB on it and I believe. No. Not in the Rays newfound success. But I do believe in worst to 1st. The Chargers started this transformation from nowhere in 2004. The 1st game of the transformation was on the road against the Texans. I respect the Rays, and will root for them over all. Alas, this has been my problem in life. My losers come out to be winners, eventually.

 I was into the ABA when all other kids were into the boring NBA. I was in the World Team Tennis (whoop de doo) Jr. League and  (ha ha) got to be a ball boy which was rather cool. I was into the Chargers as a kid in the OC when all those losers were into the Rams, the LA Rams. I give the Rams a cool for 1979 though. Almost got those steroid all dead Steelers. But my stock for sports is basically, to be honest...a loveable loser. Yes, a team I have loved has been a Champion, the Seattle Sonics of 79. But they are no more. A cruel twist of fate. I was, at 8 yrs old, a huge fan of the Seattle Pilots. Go Brewers! My Pilots. Went to many a game at Sick's. It's a Lowe's now.

 People called me 2nd rate, my own father and family. For the teams I loved. We have no sports tradition in my family. I started it in 1968 or so. But I saw Dr. J dunk in San Diego in front of 500 announced as 10,000, pretty much! And I warmed up on the floor with the Memphis Sounds and Q's 2! I still stoke on Unitas being a Charger. And being crushed in a Monday nite game w/Unitas at QB in 73 when Fouts was a rookie. Harland Svare was the coach. We went like 3-11.  This is not my lot in life. If you say I'm fairweather Iam this year. Cuz I don't give an eff about baseball and niether does Tampa Bay. If a young team can win with no support in the AL East, um, steroids, I mean, c'mon. The Bolts with Brees at QB were picked consensus worst in the NFL for the 2004 season. They changed the whole outlook by the end of the season.

 You notice I don't much talk about stats and shit. Were solid. Merriman is crazy. The witch doctor #3 says its ok. I must sleep. This catfish catchin', general lee drivin career will some day come to an end. Cuz they'll be no catfish or gas!