Monday, September 19, 2005

DEE FLATED Bolts Fan

 I don't quite know how to put this game into words. Maybe by describing the contents of my cat's litterbox. The 1st half wasn't so bad. Brees is looking kinda Joey Harringtonish. My lawdy, what the f^%k was that INT Drew threw to Champ Bailey? A rookie error by a veteran QB, ugly as Rosie O'Donnel in a g string. He breezed in w/a pass thrown right to him! That TD NEVER should have been scored. Again, a huge play that besides the last possession and winning FG, decided the game. The Denver offense was stagnant so why not let the Denver Dee score a TD! We got to Jake 3 times, they got Drew 4. The huge sack was John Lynch sacking Brees for 12 yds forcing Scifres to punt from our own end zone. The punt was returned for a TD by the ponies, but we got lucky and it was called back for too many men on the field. No matter, two plays later Denver was in and in the lead 17-14. Gates was back and did pretty well, though in my opinion it seemed that he was not in alot of crucial plays, or maybe I became innattentive due to tequila consumption.  We are very underwhelming at this point and are in the supposed easier part of this years schedule. If your a Bolt diehard you might be thinking, "This looks like the 2003 team, and 2003 Drew". Iam maintaining confidence because both these games we have lost were ours for the taking, we let them slip away. But dare I say, I'm worried. Watching this game in the 2nd half was like having to listen to 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On" and nails on a chalkboard mixed with Philip Bailey and Phil Collin's "Easy Lover"! Freakin' horrible! LT had a nice TD run and from what I hear it is the 1st time he ever scored in Denver in his career. He also set a record by scoring a rushing TD in his 14nth straight game. Thats cool, but its all about the W's baybee. Like Spiccoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High hopefully next week I will start the blog with the line, "That was awesome, totally awesome!" hopefully we won't be a bunch of Pacific Stereo salesman! Hopefully Eli will be spending alot of time on his ass at the Murph and having a miserable time in the sunny city he snubbed with his daddy. A MUST win or we are close to done. Rinse, lather, repeat. GO BOLTS!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brees is walking shaky tightrope over a big pit of Second Best Drew in The NFL status.

If he gets benched in a contract year after winning the AFC West, he just might inherit the Nancy Drew nickname by Eminent Domain.

Anonymous said...

HOPEFULLY GIANTS (RANKED #2 IN STOPPING THE RUN) WONT LET LADAMIAN GET STARTED... BY THE WAY GOOD MOVE NOT MAKING THAT DEAL WITH ANTONIO GATES ... MISSING PRESEASON AND THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON REALLY HELP SLOW HIS GAME DOWN .... NOW WE CAN BRING SAFETYS INTO THE..... IF IT GOES TO 0-3 YOU GUYS ARE BOX DONE JUST UNPLUG THE CHARGE