Saturday, March 18, 2006

DA HUSKIES AND DA DOGS

This beautiful woman came to me and said in a shrieking voice and said, "We are young, heartache to heartache...Love Is a Battlefield!" Freakin UB40 entices me with "Red Red Wine" Its hoop in footballmania. Where you from for real? If you like ur team, college hoop rules ur shiii iiite. West coast trippin' here. My fave the UW. Huskies. Roy n da boyz. Zags...16 was sweet. Oh, yeah. Did I mention the team I grew up with...UCLA? Divorce plays with college allegience. I remember NOT being in the church of some friend of my parents wedding in Redlands, CA and sitting in a yellow and brown VW bug I later inherited. I was 13. Steel key, no digital...just beautiful crackling AM radio! UCLA lost to NC State that day. My parents never went to church, niether did 1/2 the people in the church. But that day I caught mad shit from these people because I excused myself from the wedding.

  I grew up rooting for a team that NEVER lost, i fuckin swear it. so that day for me was devastating. Yeah, Bill Walton IS A DICK. But when he was 19, I found out he was a dick too. I could go deeper into this story but I won't.

  College Hoop Yo. In its best or worst form. If its from where your from, and your feeling it...you know its yours. I love it. It seems a WA will have to cancel another. Fuckitupyo...Lets show that WA is the center. Before You Were Born Famous Clowns...famous in Seattle that is. JP Patches and Gertude give you a hoo hah. You know. JP Mac A Doodle Curse...oh wait...JP didn't do that. Look up "Brakeman Bill" I wreaked havoc at one of his shows. I was 8, it was 1969. It was the moon thing. No wait, Tang! Say the F word...loud. I didn't do it but once. Yep, Im the dude who knocked on Boo Radley's door back in the day. Its so different now, everyone's a wierdo. Not just one on your block. Sweet 16...on the block...

I'll take Mallon in the bearded Kenny Loggins look. He rocked. #33

 

 

Not a gambler, I kicked ass today in reality. I made a little $$ at falafel, and all the WEST won. I even have to root for AZ 2 morrow. #3...its all about 3. And Pat Benatar figures in...she'll be singin' the lyrics of your next game...Heartbreaker!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

When The Levee Breaks, Well Have No Place To Go

Gold n Black, kinda like Purdue. Our proven vet is gone. To the hinterlands of the NFL...New Orleans. 60 mil, and all the other NFL teams have to help pay for it. It hurts a bit. I wish Drew the best. He may pay dearly for this decision. Miami would have been cooler. They seemed on the verge w/average QB's at best. Drew could get pummeled. He also could lead a resurgence. He will definitely have something to prove.

The new man at the helm. Will he be San Diego's Ben Rothlisberger? Or something different? I'm not gonna bad rap Philip. He could be the man. I was more willing to give Brees a shot at next years schedule, as our window of Super Bowl oppurtunity is here for a few years I believe. And still kinda out of nowhere. Alot of that was due to Brees play. Two seasons ago we were a consensus pick to be one of the worst teams in the league and we surprised everyone and went 12-4 and won the AFC West. We stumbled a bit last year but had some huge wins against a brutal schedule, and lost a lot of games in the last minutes. And now we are mentioned always as one of the better teams in the league. Nobody wants to play us. We EXPOSED Indy and sent them to the playoffs damaged last year, we are close.

2nd man in the rotation here seen modeling last years revolting "orange" trend AJ Feeley. He has a hottie of a girlfriend. Hope we don't see alot of him except holding kicks. He is a good back up. Our 3rd qb will probably be a WR who played in college or something. I'm still optimistic looking to next year, we have talent. But we need consistency. Two year rooks from off the bench are a gamble, but it was now or never. Build with Rivers now.

A black day for San Diego Brees diehards. A new beginning for all Charger fans, like it or not. Into the abyss goes Drew, the San Antonio, or LA, or wherever Saints. But many would head to the depths of the NFL's dungeon with $60 mil in hand. If your going to go over Niagra Falls in a barrel, you may as well have NASA design the barrel! Good luck in the nether regions Drew. And Dante in Miami...ughhhh. Buzz Kill. Get ready for a let down South Beach. Who Dat? Who Dem Saints? Those decent years theSaints had were few and far between. I remember the paper bags mostly...

Sunday, March 5, 2006

KERRY on the road that i must travel

Hey my Raider friends. Your wish has come true. A new era is upon you. Kerry is gone. Stay away from SD Kerry. We is messed up enough. So this is one thing you can't quit blaming on. PEACE.