BOLTS BLOG SUPER BOWL PREDICTION Meets Bayside HS

 

  As a bored Charger fan with only slight interest in the Super Bowl match up tomorrow I have had alot of time on my hands lately. I'm a protege' of "Saved By the Bell's" Screech Powers, who is teaching me to play chess. Remember in one episode Screech, who is lightly regarded, is pitted against the militaristic Russian boy champ. Screech was Seattle and the Russian was Pittsburgh, but Screech dug deep and beat the champ, or in this case of the Super Bowl, the expected and trumped up for the trophy winner Pittsburgh, will fall to the underdog Seahawks, represented by Screech. Check Mate baybee...Bolts Blogger falls in the "safe zone" for a pick but I see Seattle in a close one 27-24.   Matt Hasselbeck will be Seattle's Zack, cocky and sure of himself. Jerome Bettis will be Mr. Belding, stepping on all in his power position of principal. Troy Palamalu will be Elizabeth Berkley, aka the Showgirl. Why? The same hair dude, its the hair only.            The hair man, all about the hair. And the skillz. Troy's twin in New Zealand rugby to the left is Tana Umanga. The tribe is strong. This guy has Junior Seau skills, and he is quicker. And the names, his adversary from the Hawks, Lofa Tatupu,  the names rawk. Chicli Iwuoma...sportscasters love it. I just put this photo in for me. If she is inside where its nice and warm, how can her toungue be stuck to the pole? The mysteries of science never cease to amaze me!

For comparitive purposes only, the hair of the 90's of Lizzie Berkley inspired Troy Palamalu, the influence is so obvious. 

    Detroit or Beirut? Wrong! Detroit. This is the Motel 6 by the stadium. And this is one of he better buildings. Tailgating has to be paid for, igloos will used for housing not for cooling drinks. Robbers have agreed with local authorities to be more polite during hold ups.Please and thank you will be used. Beware of men in ski masks with guns and snowshoes, those are the pros! Actually its how Bayside High looks today. Lisa Turtle, poor little rich girl...her shopping habit turned into a meth habit and she burned Bayside to the ground! This was after a California Dreams Show at the Bayside Gym, SOLD OUT. She was in a fit of drug induced rage. Her band, the Zack Attack had been the openers and the Dreams blew them away. Career over. The music careers never work out do they. Hey...the Brady Bunch was rockin' in matchin' "Up With People" polyester bell bottom liesure suits back in 1973! Cuttin' a groove better than the Jackson 5...or maybe NOT!

Maybe I'll just rent a good movie. This one is about the only movie that made Detroit seem cool.

Another dude who made me think Detroit was cool and a great place to die in a meat grinding teenage vehicular slaughtermania was Gene Simmons and KISS. But I was 15 and it was 1976 so times have changed. A guy's music I can't stand from Detroit is Bob Segar. I always think of Tom Cruise in Hane's and Ray Bans and it induces instant vomiting! GO DETROIT! Make that bowl par teh happen. GO HAWKS! Should be a good game. The only cool thing about Pittsburgh is Heinz Ketchup is made there. Or is it Catsup. Toss a coin...heads...Seahawks win the toss and score on 1st possession. My "strange Vegas" bet. CHARGERS PLANET...we are all one...we will be here next season...wait and see!